Sindhi in Bangkok to a Call Girl- How much for a hand job? Girl- 50$, do u want it? Sindhi- No! I was curious to know how much I save, when I do it myself!!
Judge- U r crossing the limits. Lawyer- Kaun saala aisa kehta hai. Judge- How dare you call me saala? Lawyer- My Lord, I Said- Kaun ‘Sa-Law’ kehta hai?
(Government’s new slogan for family planning.) Hum Do – Humare Do Agar control na ho toh sirf Muh me do. Na ghusega Faulad, Na hogi Aulad…
Way to Impress a Girl: Respect Her Honour Her Love Her Protect Her Care For Her HOW TO IMPRESS A BOY: Just Smile Once & The Game Is Over
LADY- I want to learn tennis.!! Coach- No problem mam… Just hold this racket as u hold ur husband pe..s Lady- Ok.. Coach- No No mam…. get the racket out of ur mouth!!
Something Sweet:- Girl- What is the proof that u miss me! Boy- See my cheeks.. My mamma slapped me.. Bcoz i was smiling while sleeping.. Thinking of U
SMILE is a language of LOVE, SMILE is a way to get Success. SMILE is to win the HEART. SMILE improves your Personality. So…. Plz “BRUSH REGULARLY”
When I Was Alone I Miss U Most When I Stay With Others I Know the Value of U When Ur With Me I Would Like 2 Miss This Whole World…!
What Is The Similarity Between A Blu3 Movie & A Tragedy Movie ?? . . . . . . . . Both May Make u Run For T!ssues ..
A notice in a factory for girl workers. “If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work”
People ofteN say that they were cheated iN Love. But what they forget is that oNe who cheats Never loves N oNe who loves Never cheat’s.
Why do U think I SMS u ? Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ? Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It’s b’coz… I need a person for just time pass