Whn u r alone, Whn u r crying, whn u r upset, Don’t think of me!! just call me Bcoz incoming is free for me… my friend
Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I’m the one u can always depend on!
Wht is the limit of foolishness? Santa singh n banta singh fighting for a window seat on a two wheeler scooter
Too many stars in the sky, too many tears that have left my eyes. Too many girls out in the blue, but they are nothing compared to you!
The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !
The length & breadth & height of you, total up to quite a view, but to taste the true delight of you, I”ll have to take a bite of u.
Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time, Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho? Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye
Santa on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question – Interviewer – Who killed Gandhiji ? Santa – Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
Santa is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? It”s for people who can”t swim!
Santa in mysore palace, Tourist guide sir PLz don sit there, It”s Tippu sultan”s chair. santa – oye don”t worry yaar I will get up when he comes
Santa had called an Englishman for lunch. There was curd on the table. The guest asked what is this? santa didn’t know English, he said “Milk sleeping in night, morning becomes tight”
Santa Banta find a bomb Santa and Banta find three hand grenades and decide to take them to the police station. “What if one of them explodes before we get there?” asks Banta. “Don’t worry about it,” says Santa. “We’ll just lie and tell them we only found two.”