Husband: I found Aladin’s lamp today. Wife: Wow, what did u ask for darling?? Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times.. Wife: Oh.. Jaan.. Love u so much.. Did he do that?? Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn’t apply on zero.
Received a call from a recruitment consultant. She said to me: Sir I have two openings for you..! I replied : Yes. I know There was a long silence and then she said….. MC. 3:)
Maths teacher asked JOHNY: If u have 12 chocolate and u give 5 to DONA, 3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then what will u get? JOHNY replied: Sir! 3 new girl friends.
Story: Once a boy was smoking at airport Girl asked: 1 din me kitne cigrette peete ho? Boy:bachpan se roj 4. Girl: Agar ab tak zindgi me cigrete pe kharch kye hue paise bachate to samne khari hui BMW car tumhari hoti. Boy: Aap cigrete peeti hein? Girl: No Boy: To kya wo car apki hai? Girl: No Boy: Thanks for advice, Wo car meri hi hai. MORAL: zyada lecture dene se bezzti bhi ho sakti hai.
A man was lost on an island. He cut a tree and decided to make a boat. Suddenly.. He saw a girl and He used the tree for making bed. Moral: A HOLE CAN CHANGE YOUR GOAL.
Teacher: Where’s your homework? Girl: Um… (looks to boyfriend for help)? Boy: It was my fault. Sorry. Girl: (whispers) What r u doing? (he smiled & winked at her) Teacher: What? Boy: It was my fault. Teacher: How so? Boy: I walked her to school today & offered to carry her books. Teacher: So where’s her homework? Boy: I dropped it. Teacher: Why? Boy: I dropped it when I was beating up a guy for saying you weren’t the best teacher ever. (everyone laughs & teacher smiles) Teacher: I’ll give you one more day to get it finished!
One Man Coming in Bar Man: One Vodka Price Bar Man: Rs. 5/- Sir Man: What Only Rs. 5/-? Can I Also Have One Plate Kebabs Please? Bar Man: Rs. 7/- Sir Man: Wow That’s Really Cheap, Can I Meet The Owner? Bar Man: No Sir, He’s Busy With My Girlfriend Man: Whats He Doing With Your Girlfriend? Bar Man: The Same Thing That Im Doing to His Business Here.
Commerce professor asks, the students: What is the most important law of finance for starting business..? Freaky Replied: Father-in-Law..!!
An illiterate father with his educated son went on a camping trip.. They setup their tent & fell asleep. Some hours later, … Father wakes his son & asks: Look up to the sky & tell me what u see,? Son: I see millions of stars. Father: And what does that tel u.? Son: Astronomically,it tells there r millions of galaxies & planets. Father slaps the son hard & says: Idiot ‘some one has stolen our tent Moral : Education ruins our commonsense.
Boy: Would you like to be the sun of my life? Girl: Awww YES! Boy: Okay stay 9,955,887.6 miles away from me!
Pappu said to girl: I love u. but the girl replied: sorry, i love someone else. Pappu in sad mood looked at the girl n said: . . . . . . . . . bataun teri maa ko??
Girl: What can u do for me? Boy: Everything Girl: Can u leave your parents for me? Boy: Sorry dear, I cant leave my old God for a new Temple!