Why don't actors stare out of the window in the morning? Because if they did, they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon!
Shopping in London is not what you expect... Went to Selfridges they don't sell fridges. Went to Boots they don't sell boots. Went to Curry's they don't sell curry. Went to the Apple store they don't sell apples. As for the Virgin Mega Store... What a huge disappointment!
Two cows were standing in a field. One said to the other, "Are you scared about all of this Mad Cow business?" Second Cow: No First Cow: How come you're not scared? Second Cow: Because I'm a chicken!
A man walked into an army surplus store and asked if they had any camouflage trousers? Store Keeper: Yes, we have but we can't find them!
I dig, you dig, we dig, he digs, she digs, they dig... It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep!
Guy 1: Excellent News, the govt. is going to abolish income tax very soon. Guy 2: When and how? Guy 1: Right now, they're working on abolishing our income. When that's done, income tax shall stand abolished!
Lawyer: How did they know the man eaten by a shark had dandruff? Witness: They found his head and shoulders on the beach!
'Nahi Pategi' is the second heartbreaking two words for boys; 'Thankyou Bhaiya' is still on the first position!
18-25 is a confusing age. Some friends are getting married, some are in serious relationships, some are having kids and then there are some like me who still have to ask their parents to stay out after 11 PM!
If Christiano Ronaldo broke his leg kicking Jennifer Lopez's butt, then the total amount of Insurance would exceed the Annual Budget of some countries!
In our country driving a car is a war. And in war, you don't tell your enemy your next move. That's why no-one here uses indicators!