Yesterday, after finishing my office work I left for home in my car. On the way, I saw my neighbour walking on the footpath. I offered him a lift. He politely refused to say, "He is in a hurry"! #Traffic
She: We are over. Parents Se Darr Lagta Hai. After a week she gets a new boyfriend. Boy (In KBC style): Bahut Hi Umda Kheli Aap... Taaliyan Bajti Rehni Chahiye!
Uncle: What do you do? Guy: Main Dard Mein Doobe Logon Ko Dawai Pilata Hun. Uncle: Doctor Ban Gaye Ho Kya? Guy: Nahi Uncle, Bar Mein Waiter Hun!
I work with a Chinese guy called Kim and one time at a works function, we were having a drink and I said to him "Do you ever get fed up of us Westerners saying that all Chinese people look the same"? He replied, "Kim's at the bar getting drinks, I'm his wife!"
When I was young I used to dream that... at the age of 50+, I'll have: A big Penthouse. Ferrari & Lamborgini Farm in the hills Island in the Carribean I am proud to inform you that at least one dream has come true. I am 50+
A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night. When it came time to pay, The skunk didn't have a scent; The deer didn't have a buck; So they put the meal on the duck's bill!
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you, and feel glad that you are alive? I did and apparently will not be allowed on this airline again!
A graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?" A graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" A graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" A graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"