Neighbours are so annoying sometimes. My neighbour knocked on my door this morning at 2:30 am. Can you believe that 2:30 am? Luckily, I was still up playing drums!
SIRI: Don't use this route. There's traffic. Pappu: How come this route has traffic, today? SIRI: I asked everyone to use it!
A little girl asked her father, "Do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'?" Father: No, some begin with - 'MITRON'!
Dear Punjabis, when you press the tissue paper hard on Samosa, Pakoda or Parantha, the only thing you reduce is your guilt, not fat!
2 Indian junkies accidently snorted curry powder instead of cocaine. Both were rushed to hospital... one's in Korma, the other's got a Dodgy Tikka!
Gujjus waiting for Garba night every day. Bongs waiting for Durga Ashtami. And Punjabis are wondering, 'Kaise Katenge Yeh 3 Aur Din'!