Foreigners: You did great but I expected something more from the likes of you. Great effort though, keep it up. Indians: Bhai Maja Nahi Aaya, Woh Baat Nahi Bani!
Interviewer: Why do you want to work in IT Industry? Candidate: It is a task no. 49 in "Blue Whale Challenge"!
In 80s, Air India used to hire the best of the Air Hostesses. But the problem is that, they are still working in Air India!
Today I saw my facebook password walking on the road... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . with her two children!
The new protocol issued for women after Asaram and other Baba incidents, "The moment you hear Hari Om... kindly 'Hurry Home'!
Talking to a military officer: Other Countries: Thank you for your service. Indians: Bhai Canteen Se Blenders Ki 2-4 Bottles Nikalwa De!
Boy: I want to join gym. Receptionist: Dil Toota Hai Kabhi? Boy: No Receptionist: To Nahi Join Kar Sakte, Gym Ke Liye Dil Tootna Zaroori Hai!
Interviewer: What special skills do you have? Guy: Hostel Se Ghar Jane Ke Baad, Gaali Control Kar Leta Hun!
Interviewer: Do you think you can handle a variety of work? Candidate: I should be able to... I've had eight different jobs in the past three months!
What is the difference between a prison and a workplace? Not much. In prison you get time off for your good behaviour. At work, you get rewarded for good behaviour with more work!