Policeman: As soon as I saw you come around the bend I said to myself, forty-five at least. Lady Driver: How dare you? It is this hat that makes me look so old!
Boy: Uncle Durex Dena. Chemist: Tum Toh Mittal Sahab Ke Bete Ho Na? Boy: Hanji, Aur Uncle Torex Ke Saath 4-5 Vicks Bhi De Dena!
Once a Pig went to a doctor for a check-up. Pig: Doctor I am not feeling well. Doctor: Are you sure? Pig: Haan, Mai Suar Hi Hun!
At Meat Shop: Guy: Bhaiya, Ek Jhatka Dena. Kasaai: Teri Girlfriend Ko Maine Kisi Aur Ladke Ke Saath Dekha Tha!
A young employee turned to his colleagues and said, "I feel like punching the boss in the face again." "Again? Did you say again?" "Yeah, I felt like punching him in the face once before!"
Travelling on a low-cost Airline: Air Hostess: Excuse me Sir, Veg or Non-Veg? Passenger: Veg. Air Hostess: Ek Baar Na Ek Haathi Tha Aur Ek Cheenti Thi!
I wished the guy at the Kabab Corner, "Happy Teachers' Day." He looked surprised. I told him, "Sab Se Zyada 'Seekh' Toh Aap Se Hi Mili Hai!"
An inmate in an asylum proclaimed loudly, "I am Mahatma Gandhi!" "How do you know?" asked a fellow inmate. "God told me." A voice from the another room shouted, "I did not!"