Interviewer: Why should we hire you? Candidate: Because I have passion. Interviewer: Show me. Candidate: Chalo Bahar, Parking Mein Khadi Hai!
There are only two types of discussion that happen in a typical Punjabi household: 1. How to lose weight? 2. What to eat next?
BJP: We want Congress Mukt Bharat! People: Yay! But how? BJP: Sab Congress MPs Ko Hum Apni Party Mein Include Kar Lenge!
During Annual Health Checkup in a Company, two employees were found to have normal blood pressure and blood sugar. Both were terminated for not putting in their best efforts!
Warning: Please, don't eat anything at these places 1. Domino's Pizza 2. Pizza Hut 3. Natural Ice Cream 4. KFC 5. Baskin-Robbins 6. Barbecue Nation . . . . . . . . . . . without me!
I don't understand how my room gets so messy when I literally sit in one spot with my laptop all day!
Flipkart (Myntra + Jabong + eBay) tried to acquire Snapdeal & fight Amazon. They should realise that 'Mahagathbandhan' isn't working in India!
Teacher: What do you do after school? 1st Student: I go and buy weed from Baba. 2nd Student: I always go and buy cigarettes from Baba. 3rd Student: I go and buy cocaine from Baba. 4th Student: I always stay at home and do my homework. Teacher: You are a great student, I hereby appoint you as the class monitor. You are a good example to other students. What's your name? 4th Student: Baba!