Girlfriend: Prove me that you care about me. Boyfriend took out his phone off the charger and plugged in hers!
Boy: Tell me something about yourself. Girl: I am a mystery. Boy: Oh Wow, Mere Ghar Par Bhi Plaster Kar Do!
While Chatting: Boy: I love u. Girl: I love you too but as a friend. Boy: I said I love the letter 'U' not you!
Girlfriend: Do you love me? Boyfriend: Yes, of course. Girlfriend: How much? Boyfriend: I'd take a bullet for you. Girlfriend: Awwwww! Seriously? Boyfriend: Yeah, 'Bullet Classic 500 CC' in dowry!
Girl: Do you have any girlfriend? Boy: No. Girl: Why? Boy: Would you like to be my girlfriend? Girl: I have a boyfriend. Boy: This is why I have no girlfriend!
While Chatting: Boy: Hi Girl: I have a boyfriend. Boy: I have an Audi. Girl: Ex* boyfriend. Sorry, that was an autocorrect. Boy: Maruti 800*. Sorry, mine was too!
When an Indian girl is in love nobody knows it except the girl; And when an Indian boy is in love everybody knows it except the girl!
While Chatting: Boy: Hi Girl: I have a boyfriend. Boy: Oh! Milwa De Usse. Girl: Kyun? Boy: Bajrang Dal Wala Hun, Dono Ko Saath Mein Pitunga!
Boy: Will you be my Valentine? Girl: Awww, but you deserve better. I'll help you find someone. Boy: Seedhe Hi Kyon Nahi Mana Kar Deti, Aise Jhandu Mat Bana!