Men always say "i love you" to girls but do you know the true meaning of this? i: i'm l: looking o: over your v: vaginal e: entry y: you must take o: off your u: underwear!
Irony of life: wife doesn't get pregnant after many attempts; and girlfriends get pregnant even after taking precautions!
On this birthday, may you get the fleas of thousand sheeps and may you scratch yourself till the blood oozes out of your skin. cure: host a great birthday party. anyways, have a great birthday!
Do you know there is another device which converts your Fake forwards into Beliefs? It's called... . . . . . . . . . . . . WhatsApp!
Before it was tough to spread rumours so they introduced Whatsapp. Now spreading rumours is now just two seconds of work!
Whatever you send, comes back to you ten times. . . . . . . . . . . . . It is not Karma... it's WhatsApp!
Girl: I like people who don't fear death. Boy (Trying to impress her): I have booked tickets for Padmavati!
Girlfriend: Jaanu Apni Ye Diamond Ring Mujhe De Do. Boyfriend: Kyon Honey? Girlfriend: Main Roz Ise Dekhakar Tumhein Yaad Karungi. Boyfriend: Yaad Toh Tum Mujhe Vaise Bhi Karogi. Girlfriend: Woh Kaise? Boyfriend: Yeh Sochkar Ki Boyfriend Se Diamond Ring Maangi Thi Aur Usne Nahin Di!
A boy met a girl in Metro. Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place. Boy: Awwww... Are you single? Girl: No, I am a Dentist!