Before it was tough to spread rumours so they introduced Whatsapp. Now spreading rumours is now just two seconds of work!
Whatever you send, comes back to you ten times. . . . . . . . . . . . . It is not Karma... it's WhatsApp!
Girl: I like people who don't fear death. Boy (Trying to impress her): I have booked tickets for Padmavati!
Girlfriend: Jaanu Apni Ye Diamond Ring Mujhe De Do. Boyfriend: Kyon Honey? Girlfriend: Main Roz Ise Dekhakar Tumhein Yaad Karungi. Boyfriend: Yaad Toh Tum Mujhe Vaise Bhi Karogi. Girlfriend: Woh Kaise? Boyfriend: Yeh Sochkar Ki Boyfriend Se Diamond Ring Maangi Thi Aur Usne Nahin Di!
A boy met a girl in Metro. Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place. Boy: Awwww... Are you single? Girl: No, I am a Dentist!
Girl: Shravan Mein Bhi Daaru Peete Ho, Disgusting! Boy: Hum Bhagwan Ko Dil Mein Rakhte Hain, Liver Mein Nahi!
Girl: What's your hobby? Boy: Traveling! Girl: Awww... same here. Boy: Kyon Tum Bhi Bus Conductor Ho?
After First Date: Boy: I really had a great time, I'd love to see you again. Girl: Yeah sure, we should do this again sometime but with other people!
Girlfriend: Prove me that you care about me. Boyfriend took out his phone off the charger and plugged in hers!