Age is only a number, Weight is only a number. These numbers are really starting to p*ss me off!
Single: Taken at the gym and don't have time for your sh*t!
You know you're bored when all you do is eat!
I wish weight was like virginity, once you loose it you can't get it back!
I really think that tossing and turning at night should be considered as exercise!
I've reached an age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me!
I named my dog "5 miles" so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day!
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All I want in life is to lose weight and gain money. Instead, I am, gaining weight and losing money!
I wish there was a way to donate fat like you can donate blood!
I've finally decided to do something about my weight. Lie!
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing!