Marij-mai ek mahine se roz 50 rs. ki dva le raha hu par faida nahi huaa, doctor-koi baat nahi kal se mai tumhe 40 rs. ki dva dunga, 10 rs. ka faida hoga.
Rat ko 12 baje ladki ne byfnd ko call kiya kaha mere ghar pe koi nhi he ladka uski ghar pe gya sach me koi nhi tha taala laga hua tha.:-p ;-)
Farhan & rancho scooty pe ghumne gaye achanak rancho ud gaya q? qki behti hava sa tha w0 udti patang sa tha w0 ab msg padhna bandh karo or kaha gaya use dhundo..
Zor se chali hawa udd gye aap wah wah zor se chali hawa udd gye aap fir? fir kya? ruk gayi hawa or gir gye aap common sense yaar :-)
Kyon mera dil dukhate ho? kyon mujhse har baat chupate ho? mera to dil hi tut gaya ye sunkar ki tum . . . vim bar se nahaate ho....!!!
W6y w0y w8yw9x nahi samajh aya? zara ulta karke dekho. . . . . . . . . . . . hahaha popat! *jab sidha samaj nhi aya to ulta kya ghanta samajh aayega.
Sardarji creates new email id: . . . . . . . . [email protected] hacker dies virus cries google shocks computer blocks once again sardar rocks...!!!
Suhaag raat thi, saas ne darwaza knock kiya, dulhan bhag k chup ne lagi, dulha darti kyon ho maa hai dulhan-oh! mujhe laga aaj fir police ki raid pad gai.
Tum jo aaye jindagi me bat ban gai. wah wah tum jo aaye jindagi me bat ban gai. wah wah patti dali dudh me chai ban gai.
Somu- shadi ke bad chain ki nind kaun sota hai? pati ya patni? ramu- dono! patni ghar me soti hai aur pati office me.
Tailor ladki ka maap lete hue:-koi boyfriend hai? girl-ha hai kyon? tlr:-use bolna thode din left side pe zyada dhyaan de, fitting sahi baithegi.
Mere mobile ko sardi lag gai hai. samsung hospital k motorola ward me hai. dr.nokia ka khna hai ki sms ki botale chaiye. plz send sms kyoki mobile icu me hai.