Ek kutiya ne 4 pillo ko janam diya, pillo ne trunt puccha ma -2 papa kaha h, kutiya boli chup! papa sms padh rahe h.
Ek teacher bache ka lunch kha gaya sir-beta ghar ja k mera naam to nahi bataoge bacha-nahi sir, mai mummy se kahunga k meri roti kutta kha gaya.
Agar rakshabandan pe ladki chedne par bhai bnati h to fir karvachoth pe chedne pe pati q nahi bnati ? aakhir q ? is sms ko aag ki tarha fela do , insaf chaiye.....
Gadha- yar malik bahul marta hai dog- ye ghar hi chor de. gadha- nhi yar wo hmesa apni beti se bolta teri shadi gadhe se kra dunga. bus isi ummid se main baitha hu.
Ek jaam wafa ke naam, ek jaam mohabbat k naam, ek jaam dushmno k naam, or puri botal mere 2st k naam, botal ka naam - milk badam
'lips' bhindi ki tarah, 'gaal' tmatar ki tarah, 'eyes'matar ki tarah, or face 'gobi' ki tarah, hey allah! ek jaan di wo bi sabji ki tarah.
Hello namaskar! ye male /female jan sewa h, agar aap male h to mujhe 10 sms karo, agar aap female h to 5 sms karo, agar aap inme se kuch nahi h to kuch mat karna hum aapka dard samaj sakte he.
Sardarji ne horse riding karte waqt red light kross kar di, traffic police wale ne seeti mari sardar ji ne ghode ki punch utha k kaha le kar le number not.
Life ho to aisee, monday ko dosti, tuesday ko pyaar, wednesday ko shadi, thursday ko baarat, friday ko fighting, saturday ko talak, sundayko rest, monday ko next
Ek ladka ek kutte ki punchh khich raha tha. to uske bap ne use kaha ki kutte ki punchh kyon khichh raha he. ladke ne jawab diya khichh kon raha he, mein to pakar ke khada hun khichh to wo raha he.
Ek admi nadi me doob raha tha, bola-ganeshji bachao ganeshji dance krne lge. admi-aap nach kyu rahe ho? ganeshji-saale mere visarjan me tu b bahut nacha tha na.
Bhagwan shiv tapsya se khush hoker bole beta tujhe kya chahiye. . . .? prabhu mujhe dj system dedo. . . . . . . . . . abe dj system hota to main damru kyo bajata.....