When aishwarya delivered a baby girl, the doctor welcomed the baby, "you will be amazed to know which family you are born in. do you know who your grandfather is? " the baby replied," yes, the greatest actor of bollywood. the doctor was shocked. then he asked, "do you know who your mother is?" the baby replied, "one of the most beautiful ladies in the world. miss world." the doctor then asked, do you know who your father is?" the baby replied,"no idea"
Arz kiya hai chappal choti ho to pao me nahi aati wah wah chapal choti ho to pao me nahi aati aur girlfrnd moti ho to bahon me nahi aati..
Jaam me basi janki, rum me base ram, whisky me base vishnu, shampen me base shyam, bear me hari, desi me hnuman, kiska tyag karu har botal me bhagwan.
Don ke phone ka intezar sare dosto ko hai, lekin ek bat samjlo, don ka phone ana mushkil hi nahi, nmumkin hai, kyun ki don ko sirf msg free hai, call nahi!
Kateel lagta he aadmi jab uske, hath me talwar hoti he. us se b kateel lagti he aurat jab uske body pe na kameez na salwar hoti he.
Ek tha sardar, baitha tha bekar, mehangai se tha lachar, uski ma ko aaya vichar, khilaya usko sindhi achar, ho gaya chamatkar aur laafa khaye sharad pawar
Ek shaadi mein ek sardar cycle ki break haath mein lekar naach raha tha... ek ne pucha-ye kya kar rahe ho sardar ji ? sardar- oye! break dance...:-):-d)
Kreena ko ladka hua, bilkul kaala. saif ne kaha: tu gori, main gora, ladka kaise kala? kareena replied: tu hot, main hot... jal gaya saala.:-)
Golu bank me aake so gya puchho q.? qki.. . . usne board par advertise padhi, ki.. yaha sone par loan milta hai
Tere number ko kya ho gaya h, maine abhi call ki to oprator bola 'welcome 2 jungle aap jis bandar ko call kr rahe h' wo ped pr latka huaa h. so plz try later.
T20 ki wajah se cricket bhut improue huva h. hme b apna exam system improue krna ke lye exams me ye step lene chahiye-_ 1. har paper 1.30 hour ka & 50 mark ka ho. 2. har 30 mint ke bad discusion ke lye break ho. 3. hme free hit di gaye jisme studnt apni marzi ke 1 sawal ka apni marzi ka jawab de. 4. pahle 20 mint ka power play jisme examiner hall se bahar ho. 5. har corect ans. pe grl aakar dance kare. so is sms ko itna aage frwd kre ki apna ye msg education ofic me pohche.