Aaj newspaper me padha ki dosto ko sms karne se dil ki bimari ho sakti hai...! to aaj se bandh!!! kya sms ? nahi yaar! "news paper"
Thirsty crow story in hinglish - "once upan a waqt there was a kauwa, here-there bhatka saw a matka, sum patthar patka, little water gatka and waha se satka".
Mallika searwat ne ramdev se pucchi ki "main nahate samay kaya karun ki meri yovan surakshit rahe? ram dev ne kaha - "bathroom ka darwaja".
Pitaji: beta tumhara result kaisa rha.? beta: ji wo principal sir ka beta fail ho gya. pitaji: m tumhara result puch rha hu.? beta: wo docter shahab ka beta fail ho gya. pitaji: bevkuf main tumhara result puch rha hu.? beta: aap konse pradhanmantri ho jo aapka beta pass ho jayega.
Gabbar- aaj maine basnti ko nahate hue dekha. viru-kutte, kamine mai tera khun pi jaunga. gabbar- abe gadhe mai naha raha tha or bsanti ja rahi thi.
Aapko diya gaya mobile ek suvida he, na ki aapka adhikar, please iska upyog message bhejne me kare, na ki miss call karne me. thankx mcc(mobile care center ) janhit me jari.
Murgi farm ka malik nokar se, sale sab murgo ko 1 - 1 karke la. nokar-kya huaa? malik-are, ande khali nikal rahe h. pata kr kon sa murga c*nd*m use kr raha h.
Ladki : mujh par shayari banao. shayar : in kali-kali zulfo se karti ho andhera. . . . in kali-kali zulfo se karti ho andhera. ho jao takli aur kar do savera..!
Apko 1 baat batani thi kal raat mene meri girlfriend ke sath. ..... ..... ...... ...... .....,. ....... ice-cream khayi thi kuch bhi sochte ho yaar....
Satsang me baba- aaj aurat itne jaleel kapde pahanti h unki bra khuli, tange or peeth, pura badan nagan dikhta h, 1 aawaz -baba aap satsang karo.... khada mat karo.
..in 2018 bhikhari: bhagwan k naam pe kuch de de! man: ye le meri mba ki degree rakh le. bhikhari: nhi chahiye, tujhe chahiye to meri m.tech ki rakh le...
Father: what did u learn at school? kid: give and take! father: good. kid: yes! i gave ramu a punch and took his lunch.