What is simiiarty between "mandir ke bahar joote utarna" and "miss cal maarana" ? ? ? ? ? dono mai ye dar laga rahta hai ki koi utha na le ...
Teacher: past, present, future ka 1 example main deti hu or 1 tum do techer; mai sunder thi, hu, aur rahungi student; apko veham tha, hai or rahega
Chota baby: mumi mumi jab mein raat ko su su karne gaya tab bathroom ki light apne aap jal gai. mumi: haramjade tu phir freeze me su su kar ke aa gaya.......(gautam sharma)
Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain, jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge, maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai, bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge
"two guys are chatting.. guy a: “i’m going to bring my wife to australia for our 20th anniversary.” guy b: “oh.. that’s cool. what about ur 25th anniversary?” guy a: “i will go back to australia to bring her back.”"
In a nursery class . a 5 yir old girl ask her teacher girl : teacher , can a 50 year old get pregnant ? ... t : yes ! g : 20 ? t : yes ! g : 5 years old ? ...
Santa calls fm station -i'hv found a wallet eit rs15000 of mr sharma. rj-do u want to return it???? santa-nhi re pagle i want to dedicate a sad song to him.....
A boy goes 2 a disco . his mom gets angry asks him- did u c anything there that u r nt supposed to c? . boy:yes . mom: what? . boy: i saw dad!...
A sardarji doctor falls in love with a nurse. he writes a love letter to the nurse :- i love u sister
Titanic was sinking. santa: how much the earth is far from here? banta: 1 kilo meter. santa jumped into the sea and asked again: ...in which direction? banta: throu down...
Pappu: what's the difference between confidence and confidential? . . santa: yo are my son i'm confident. your friend is also my son, that's confidential....