Santa: i kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? . . . . banta: me too, after u leave...
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'wife wanted' . next day he received a hundred letters. they all said the same thing: 'you can have mine.'...
Santa: i am so wise that i went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money. bania: that is nothing, i saved full money. i sent my wife for honeymoon with my friend ...
14 boys proposed to a girl... : 12 came with roses.... 1 came with a ring ... that's confidence !! : another boy cam with ..... : honeymoon tickets... that's over confidence
One boy to another, what did you do on mothers day? 2nd boy, i tried to help few girls to become a mother...
Lady to inspector santa: my husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet! . . . santa: why don't u cook something else....
Husband to wife: i am going out for five days. wife: ok, but dont surprise me by coming back early, otherwise you will be surprised.
One day raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using pigeon instead of mobile. the very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.
A pregnant lady went to an astrologer. astrologer: when u delivers a baby, baby's father will die. lady: thank god! my husband is safe!
Girl : mom, i am in love with a guy . . mom shocked : how old is the boy and what is he doing ? . . girl : three months and kicking happily in my stomach....
Customer: i am afraid your make of car does not suit us. my fiancee cannot reach the brakes and the steering-wheel at the same time. salesman: but sir, the car is perfect. why not try a new girl?