Ek bhikhari train me bhikh mang rha tha tbhi ek admi ne use phchan liya or bola0,,, sale tu to wo hi hai na jo apne pichhwade ka xray dikha ke bolta h ke tere dil me chhed h.
Wo panipuri hi kya jisme pani na ho, vo vadapav hi kya jisme chatni na ho, daro mat mere dosto, wo degree hi kya jisme a.t.k.t. na ho..!!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho… ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho… . . kuchh nahin yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi
Malum hai tum bahut busy ho " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " isliye kuchh nhi likha wrna tumko padhna padta.
Gabbar: thakurrrrrr ye mobile hamko de de.... . . thakur : ja ja hath pag ni masti hoy mobile ni masti na hoy...!! tari bhabhi na msg 6 andr.
Kisi ne mujhse apki umar puchi, maine kaha chehre se_18yrs. styl se_17yrs, swetnes se_9yrs, hasi se_7yrs, ankho se_8yrs. kul mila kr_59yrs . kam to nhi btaya..?
Ek bihari aurat bank mein cheque cash karane gayi to clerk bola clerk: “idhar sign karo?” aurat: “kyaa?” clerk: “arrey, jaisi apne pati ko khat ke aakhir mein likhti ho” aurat ne likh diya: “tuhaar lund ki pyaasi, bijli“
Ek banda roj kothe pe jake rate malum karta thha aur vapis aa jata thha ek din uske dost ne usse puchha: “jab tu kuch karta hi nahi hai to rate kyun puchhta hai” jawab aaya: “yaar mein check karta hun kahin biwi mehngi to nahi padd rahi“
Boy 1 to boy 2 tum us ladki ke peeche kyu pade ho.? uska to pahle se hi bf hai.. boy 2 smart rply khali kursi par to koi bhi baith sakta hai.. dum hai to kisi ko utha ke baitho..
Aaj ka vichar... ladke agar ameer ban jaye to wo bigad jate hain.. aur agar ladkiyan bigad jaye to wo ameer ban jati hain... aisa kyun....?
Man to a air hostess: what's your name? air hostess: eva benz man: lovely name. any relationship with mercedes benz? air hostess: yes, our maintenance cost is the same.