Man to a air hostess: what's your name? air hostess: eva benz man: lovely name. any relationship with mercedes benz? air hostess: yes, our maintenance cost is the same.
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There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. all the sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general 'balle balle' is on. the people on the street find it strange that instead of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its marriage baraat. so one of them asks santa singh, ;singh saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur aap naach rahe ho?; .....comes the reply, ;haan ji! hai hi baat badi kushi ki!!! aaj paheli baar ek sardar brain tumour se mara hai!!!; kunjava
In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao, sardarji replied u naughty pehle tum dikhao
A sardar looking at sky asks another sardar : is that a sun or moon? other sardar replies : oye ! no idea‚¦im new to this city..
When i was studying my mom was calling me. but i did not respond.. i was deeply involved in studies but she called me again n again i shouted plz leave me to study, my exam is near plz i want to study , i want to study my mom slapped me and said stop dreaming "wake up n study"...haha :d
A lady broke the traffic signal... police :- stop!! lady :- plz let me go.i'm a teacher... police :- aah, i've waited for this moment all my life. now write...'i'll never break signal' 1000 times
Tarak maheta special.. unche ped pe ugta hai papita, unche ped pe ugta hai papita, jetha no favourite maal che babita…
A warm gud monin larger than d sea ! wider than what eyes can see ! soft like silk should be ! & sweeter than honey 0f the bee ! ;)
Phool bankar muskurana zindagi hai.. muskura ke gum bhulana zindagi hai.. mil kar khush hue to kya hue.. bina mile rishte nibhana zindagi hai..
Yaado me apki hi har baat rahegi zindagi apki dosti se abaad rahegi chahe bhula de zamane ko hum apki ye pyari si dosti hamesha yaad rahegi