Salman or katrina ke ghar hua ladka. ladke ko dekh bola salman mai gora tu gori fir ladka kyu kala?? to katrina boli. mai hot tu hot jal gaya sala.
Aye khuda barish karwa de. ek katora pani bharwa de. jo mujhe sms nhi karta,uska/uski mobile ko is katora main duba de. na rahega phone na bajega tone.
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga... pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga..
Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai, tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ehsaas hai, kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai, zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwas hai.
A man went to narak he saw gandhiji dancing with bipasa basu,, man asked yamraj gandhiji ki saza itni mazedar kyon, yamraj abey sale saza bipasha ko mil rahi he.
Cadbury me keede. dudh me milawat pani me virus. cold drinksme kitnashak. saaf bachi hai to sirf "daaru" piyo sir utha ke. jiyo ladkhada ke.
Mirchi muh k alaawa or kaha lagti h ? ? ? ? ? ? kheto me pagal. tumhara ulta dimag galat hi sochoge.@
Hum pe mar k munni badnam hui, hum pe mar k munni badnamhui, akele hogye the munni k bina ye achha hua kambhkat shila time pe jawan ho gayee.
Kyun hame bar-bar satate ho kyun hame bar-bar yaad aate ho humari toh ruh kaap gayi thi us din jab hume pata chala ki aap harpic se nahate ho.
Chuhene dekha billi gori gori, . wo us se milne gaya chori chori, . billi ne maar khaya chuhe ko, . aur boli "i hate love story"!!!!
Kaju . badaam . akhrot . pista . all dry fruits r tasty, but they are nothing in comparision to_u . b'coz . oye"khajur teri baat hi kuch or hai..."