Teen boy : dad i wnt 2 b like ghandhiji. dad:good y not.! boy:thanx dad so lets $tart vth marriage as gandhiji wer mrried age of 14.
Murga aurmurgi ki lovestory murga:i love u,i can doanything 4u murgi:u cando anything 4me murga:yes ofcourse. murgi:toh ek anda de kdikha
Khatarnaak dosti:main ghar der se pahuncha to dad ne pucha "kahan tha tu? "maine kaha: "friend k yahan tha. "dad ne mere hi saamne mere 10 doston ko call kiya. 4 ne kaha: "haan uncle, yahin par tha. "2 ne kaha: "abhi yaha se just nikla hai. "3 ne kaha: "yahin hai uncle, padh raha hai, phone du kya? "1 ne to hadd hi kar di, kaha: "haan papa bolo kya baat he.
Hum sath marne ka soch kar dariya me kud gaye . uppar pahuch k farishte ne bataya . . . . . beta teri wali to swiming champion thi
Beti-me padosi se pyar krti hu or uske sath bhag rhi hu baap-thanxs mere pese or time 2no bach gye beti-me letter pdh rhi hujo mumy rakh k gyi h ;-)
2 lover apple kha rahe the. ankho me ankhe daal ke.! ladki: tum itna ghur kyo raheho ladka: thoda thoda kha bhukhd 150/- rs kilo hai
Boy 2 othr boy:dude,y r u aftr dat grl,she alrady has a bf? awsome rply khali kursi pe to koi b baith sakta hai.. dum hai to kisi ko utha ke baitho
Bf ne gf k prse s mob. nikala dkhne k liye k mera kis nam s no. save h, jb bf n apna mob. no dial kra 2 likha tha: . . rechrg wale bhaiya.
Girl-is week roz movie dekhenge. next week roz shopping karenge. . bf-uske next week hum roz mandir jayenge. . gf-wo kyu? . bf-bheekh mangenge
Akbar:mujse vada kar teri biwi ki paheli kiss mujhe lene denga, birbal:vada hujoor! par meri bhi 1shart he, akbar:bol? birbal:shadi apki bahan se karoonga.
Hasna mat.. sabse himmat wala insan kaun hai..? ? ? ? ? ? ? woh jo loose motion me bhi gas chodne ka risk leta hai.....
Aapko pata hai kurkure khane se kya hota hai? soncho soncho . . . . vry simple kurkure khatam ho jata hi .....