Lofer r offer me kya fark hai...? simple..: agar koi lardka kisi lardkiko propose kore toe o loffer hai.. aur koi lardki lardkako propose kare o offer hai..
Ek bar (ramlila ke samay) vakil ke office mai hanuman ji aaye or bole jaldi chaliye. vakil ne pucha kya hua? to hanuman ji ne bataya ki ravan ki hatya ke juram mai shri. ram ko police ne giraftar kar lia hai!
Aawaz me mithas hai.. soorat b khas hai.. smile b lajawab hai. bhagwan ne bas thoda sa scruw dhila chod diya varna mere dost tu jhakkas hai..!
Breking news- aishwarya ko beta hua hai, shocking news- dr. kehte hai baccha bilkul salman pe gya hai, intrtsing news-abishek ka kehna hai,no idea sir ji....!!
7 cheeze jab khatam ho jati hai to bahut takleef hoti he 1-payar 2-school life 3-rishta 4-dosti 5-paise 6-sms pack or 7-toilet me pani.
Arz kiya hai... . aankho me nami thi, aur vitamin ki kami thi, sari raat mobile pe baat ki aur, subah pata chala,wo to girlfriend ki mummy thi.
Us ney mujay raat ko jangal main akela choor diya ... yeh keh kar kar faraz . . . . . jaab piyar kia tu darna kia ;)
Ramu: tumhe pata hai smart husband jaisi koi chiz nahi hoti hai golu: tum kaise keh sakte ho? ramu: smart log husband hi nhi bante.
Rajiv gandi yamlok me baite the,tho achanak hans pade indira gandi-kyo hanse? rajiv: soniya se shaadi maine ki, par bechara manmohan singh bhugat raha hai!
Wanted part-2' salman- ek bar jo maine commitment kar di uske bad to mai... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . sirf rajnikant ki hi sunta hu.;-)
Close your eyes for a while recall those moments when you smile, how you walk, think about… your face your style your whole personality, open your eyes now. you have just watched new horror movie of the year.
A boy saw his friend was walking down the road with his girlfriend. next day friend: who was the girl with you yesterday? 2 nd friend: she is my cousin. 1 st friend: last year she was my cousin.