Imran hashmi ek cosmetics ki shop par gaya aur dukandaar se bola. imran hashmi: “bhaiya, ek lipstick dena?” dukandaar: “saab, koun sa color doon?” imran hashmi: “yaar, color ko goli maar, bas taste aachha hona chahiye“
Aap ke liye ek film mein, chhota sa role hai. heroin aap ko guffa mein le jayegi aur goli maar degi. film hai “guffa mein gaandu ki mout“
Kisi ke pas salman khan ka number ho to plz send karo… juhu bus stop par ek bacchi mili hai.. . . use ghar pahochana hai..!!
Pyar vyar toh ek bahana hai, dil mile na mile lips ko milana hai, yeh style hai sab ashiko ka, kya kare yaar yeh dilip kumar ka nahi imran hasmi ka zamana hai...
Na tere aane ki aas hai, na tujhe pane ki pyaas hai. phir bhi is “shareef” ka dil, tere bina udaas hai.
Garmiye hasrat ke nakam se jalte hai hum chiragon ki tarah shaam se jalte hai… jab aata hai tera naam mere naam ke saath.. naa jano kyon log hamare naam se jalte hai from hum aapke hai kaun:- kaate nahin kat te lamhe intezaar ke, nazaren bichaein baithe hain raste pe yaar ke, dil ne kaha dekhe jo jalwe husne yaar ke, laya hain unhe kaun falak se utaar ke…
Shareefon ka zamane main maine haal jo dekha ke sharafat shod di maine waffa pe mitne walon ka maine anjaam jo dekha ke waffa hi shod di maine
Pighle neelam sa behta ye sama, neeli neeli si khamoshiyan, na kahin hai zameen na kahin aasmaan, sarsaraati hui tehniyaan pattiyaan, keh raheen hai bas ek tum ho yahan, bas main hoon, meri saansein hain aur meri dhadkanein, aisi gehraiyaan, aisi tanhaiyaan, aur main… sirf main. apne hone par mujhko yakeen aa gaya.
Na jjagte hue khaab dekha karte hain na chaaho usse jise paa na sako pyaar kahan kisi ka poora hota hai pyar ka pehla akshar adhoora hota hai
Khuda ne jabb tujhe banaya hoga ik saroor uske dil mein ayea hoga socha hoga keya doonga tohfe mein tujhe tabb jaake usne mujhe banaya hoga…!!!
Har yaar wafadar nahi hota, har patthar chamakdar nahi hota, na jaane ban me kitne phool khile hain, har phool khushbudaar nahin hota..