Babuji ne kahaa gaon chhod do, sabne kahaa paro ko chhod do, paro ne kahaa sharaab chhod do, aaj tumne kah dia, haweli chhod do, ek din aayega jab wo kahenge, duniya hi chhod do
Apne hisse ki zindagi to hum jee chuke chunni babu, ab to bas dhadkanon ka lihaj karte hain, magar kya karen duniya walon ka, jo aakhari saans par bhi aitaraz karte hain.
Akshay- hi everyone !! shahid- hi over acting ki dukaan... akshay- saif- kareena- hi saifu... love you shahid lefts the group bipasha- haha.. bechara.. how r u friends ? john- hey m fine miss u .. how's u ? bipasha lefts the group akshay- arre yaar bahut boring ho raha hai ajay- kyun ? tees maar khan dekhi kya ? akshay- nahi... teri himmatwala dekhi ajay was removed from group ashwariya- nice to meet u all.. thanks for adding in this group salman- miss toh humne bhi bahot kiya aapko ashwariya- hi.. who are u ? salman: akshay- kya sallu bhai.. bahot emotional ho rahe ho ashwariya lefts the group salman- vivek- koun hai tu ? kyun ro raha hai ? salman- mujh par ek ehsaan karna ke mujh par koi ehsaan mat karna vivek lefts group amitabh- hahaha... arre akki hamare zamane ke actors hai ki nahi is group mein ? akshay- haan hai na... rekha ji hai amitabh lefts the group chunky- bas karo yaar.. sab group kyun chodd rahe hai ? saif- chunky ko kaun add kiya ? chunky- salman- govinda- aap sabko govinda ka namaskar shakti kapoor- aau mere raja babu.. aapko bhi namaskar shakti kapoor was removed from group shahrukh- kyun nikala usko group se? akshay- sorry.. galti se add huva... vulgar members not allowed salman- shahrukh ko kyun add kiya ? shahrukh- tera kya ja raha hai ? salman- sahi se reh nahi toh maar khayega shahrukh- jyada natak mat kar akki- ladai bandh karo varna dono ko group se bahar nikal dunga suniel- akki bhai hera pheri 3 ki shooting kab shuru hogi ? akki- tuje liya hai kya film mein suniel- hrithik- hi anna... aaj kal filmon mein d ikhai nahi dete... suniel- jabse krissh dekhi hai filmon mein kaam karne ka mann nahi karta madhuri- hello friends.. meri gulabi gang film aa rahi hai.. zarur dekna. juhi- yes friends zarur dekna.. main bhi hun. alia bhatt- ha ha .. koi nahi dekega. raveena- akki ... bachchiyon ko kyun a dd kiya group mein? sunny leone- only adults allowed saif- oye sunny leone bhi hai kya ? kareena lefts the group sunny leone was removed from group sunny deol added in group akki- hi dhai kilo wale haath. sunny deol- action hero se mazak? suniel- main hun action hero. akki- main hun salman- action ka dusra naam salman khan. john- i am action hero. rajnikant- munna.. jhund mein toh suvar aate hai... sher akela aata hai. john- kaun tu ? rajnikant- yenna raskala... mind it sunny- kaun hai yeh akki ?? bata na. akki- rajnikant sir. sunny deol lefts the group hrithik lefts the group john lefts the group saif lefts the group salman lefts the group shahrukh lefts the group
Police officer: aaj mai pakka kisi ko pakad ke saja dunga. . . . . . aliya bhatt : mujhe saja do jaldi . party me jana hai.
Ankit tiwari as teacher at: ravi, tu hai ke nahi? ravi: present sir! at: kiran, tu hai ke nahi? kiran: present sir
Pooja bhatt : itni saj dhaj ke kyun baithi ho ??? alia bhatt: koi anne waala hai ! pooja bhatt: kaun ??? alia bhatt : achhe din.
Kareena: tum ro kyun rahi ho? alia bhat: freedom251 ki chakar me apna iphone.... . . . . . . . olx par baich diya.
Slman or ktrina ke ghar hua ladka. ladke ko dekh bola slman mai gora tu gori fir ladka kyu kala?? to ktrina boli. mai hot tu hot jal gaya sala.
Alok nath in dhoom 4 . . . bande hain hum sanskari hum pe kiska zor, sanskaro ke suraj nikle charon aur.... . . irade hain kanyadaani kanyadaani har kadam, apne haathon kanyadaan karne aaj chale hain hum..
Alia bhatt and varun dhawan are walking on a road, And they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.Alia - what should we do now?Varun- we'll take 50:50.Alia- what about the remaining 900?