Awkward moment in most of bollywood movies when actresses remove their tops and say heros “look into my eyes” lolz :p
Before marriage in dabangg sonakshi ke nain tere mast mast do nain. . . . . . . . . . . after marriage in dabangg 2 sonakshi ke nain dagabaj re haye tore naina bade dagabaj re. . .:p;)
His question was asked to shahrukh and salman by movie magazine reporter in 1993 : q – what is you have rs 100 crore in your hand ?? shahrukh – i would like to build public toilets all over india , especially for ladies and children… salman – 100 crore aane do pehle phir dekhenge bhidu now presently : shahrukh has mannat , ipl cricket team , redchilles and there is no public toilet. salman has being human which works for childrens and woman and every poor in the world…(y)
Dear srk, tera woh bakwaas romance…. tera woh itna buddha hokar bhi kat ko kiss karna…. woh tera boring acting karna… woh teri slow story ko badhana… woh tera 3 ghante mera time waste karna…. nahi maaf karunga mai… jab tak hai jaan…. jab tak hai jaan… jab tak hai jaan… =d/ =))
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Why ayesha takia and pamela anderson could never really hug each other?? . . . . . . . . because they live in different countries!! =d but i like the way u think.. :p ;)
After ishq wala love what next do u expect from bollywood… . . . . . . chai wali tea… dood wala milk… barish wali rain dard wala pain kutta wala dog… :d !! !
Hindi songs & their medical interpretations.. jiya jale jaan jale, raat bhar dhuan chale fever tadap tadap ke is dil se aah nikalti rahi heart attack juda hoke bhi tu mujhme kanhi baaki he: constipation bidi jalayile jigar se piya jigar ma badi aag hai acidity tujhme rab dikhta hai yaara main kya karoon cataract tuje yaad na meri aayi kisi se ab kya kahna alzheimer’s mann dole mera tann dole vertigo tip tip barsa paani, paani ne aag lagayee urinary infection dil dhadak dhadak ke keh raha hai hypertension aaj kal paaon zameen per nahin padte mere corn on feet haay re haay neend nahin aaye insomnia :d
5 things indian movies teach us: 1. at least one of the identical twins is born evil. 2. while defusing a bomb, do not worry, whichever wire you cut… you “always choose the right one”. 3. a hero will show no pain, while getting beaten up; but will show pain when a girl cleans up his wound. 4. a detective can solve a case only when he is suspended from duty. *the most hilarious* 5. if you decide to start dancing on the street, everyone you meet will know the steps.
Karan johar bar mein beer peene aaya 9 bottle peene ke baad, . waiter : aap ko chadhti kyu nahi……?? :o . karan : “main mard hoon” ;) . waiter: hahaha dekha chadh gayi saale ko…!! :p :d =d :p