Bhakt : meri shadi aishwarya se kara do. bhagwan : uski ek saree 1 lac ki hai, tu kharcha kar payega. bhakt : koi upay bhagvan bhagvan : mallika sherawat.
Socho agar doctor film banate to title kya hota? - 1. kabhi khansi kabhi jukam 2. kaho naa bukhar hai 3. tb no 1 4. kal patient ho na ho 5. hum blood de chuke sanam
Jab gabber paida hua to uski maan ne usse 3-4 thappad lagaye. gabber’s father: kya baat ho gayi? mother: kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha kitne aadmi the…
What is similar between students preparing for exams and aamir in movie ghajini? both cant remember anything after fifteen minutes.
Journalist to rakhi: what type of roles do you like? rakhi: waise toh i like egg roll par kabhi kabhi veg roll bhi kha leti hoon.
Tv quiz program host: should a woman have children after 35? rakhi swant: no, i think 35 children are enough.
Beti: ma dekho bollywood waale. ma: andar aa jaa, inki neeyat bahut kharab hoti hai. beti: ma imran hashmi bhi aaya hai. ma: phir to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.
Kutte ko murgi se pyar tha. usne murgi se shaadi ki. kuch dino baad murgi ne khargosh ko janam diya. kutta: ye sab kya hai? murgi: ajab prem ki ghazab kahani.
Hrithik roshan: aaj mere paas 14 cars hai, 8 bikes hai, 4 bunglow hai, 2 farmhouse hai. tumhare paas kya hai? abhisek bacchan: mere baap ke sar par bal hai.
Himesh reshamiya ka kutta bhaag gaya. doosre kutton ne pocha: tu kyun bhaag aaya? usne kaha kya batau yaaro. raat ko gata tha wo aur subah maar mujhe padti thi.
Kbc mein amit jee ne mujhese poocha: bataao aisa kaun hai jo 30 din mein ek hi baar nahata hai? kasam se 5 crore thukra diye magar aap ka naam nahi bataya.
Shahrukh khan ke ghar ka fan bahut slow hai. guess why? kyunki usse haule haule se hawa chalti hai na!