"dhoom 3" tickets are priced rs.900/- at imax theatres. price breakup: 400 aamir + 300 katrina + 150 aamir's bike + 30 aamir's hat + 13 music + 5 abhishek + 2 uday chopra
Dhoom 3 fever : "bandeh hai hum clg ke, hum pe syllabus ka zor ! journals aur assignments, dikhe chaaro ore. iraade hai faulaadi, himmati har kadam.. apni kts clear karne, aaj chale hai hum."
Jai ho effect: . . . . today i helped a girl and she replied "thank u", ... . . . then i told her not to say thank u but instead take my mobile number, n give it to 3 other girls and tell those girls to give to other 9 girls
Char botle vodka(remix)by artist-mohit kumar mai rahu saari raat in the facebook facebook chalu laagataar 1 2 gb to sab chala lete hai me to chalu 40 gb data 40 gb data use krna kaam mera roj ka na mujh ko koye roke na kisi ne roka.... saari raat facebook subah like comment facebook chalane walo ki bs yahi hai kahaani mann br ke jitni b girls se chat krlo na kisi bandi mai reply karu har baar hello baby how do you do? ek mint mere reply ka jawab to deja pata nahi muje ye samj nahi aata mere saath facebook par kabi koi chat nahi krta. apne reqt send krne se pahle koi b pahle reqt accpect nahi krta me send krdu jayada reqt to phir koi accpect nahi krta kyun ki kyun ki kyun ki 40 gb data use krna kaam mera roj ka na mujh ko koye roke na kisi ne roka....
Abhishek baachan to her daughter aradhya : mein tumhari mom ka pehla aur akhri lover hu. aradhya says : paar internet to keh rhe hein pehle salman khan aur uske baad vivek oberoi. aisharya sings from behind : idea internet jaab laagawing india ko no ullu baanawing
Aliens: we are going to hijack your planet. tusshar kapoor: ee ooiye, aiyaa maya oo. aliens: sorry daddy.. :-d :-d
For pepsi "sharukh" for coke "aamir" for mirinda ''''vivek'''' for fanta "rani" for thumps up "salman" don''t worry for bante wala soda "you"!
Ranbir kapoor besharam hai kyunki besharam bole to b : brilliant e: entertaining s: sensible h: hilarious a: amazing r: romantic a: amiable m:mejestic therefore this year be besharam with ranbir kapoor @@@@
Tu hi yeh mujhko bta de facebook chalau main ya naa. . . apne tu ghar ka pata de, aaau main yaa naaa. . . apna tu phone number bta de, call lagau main yaa naaaaaaaa. . . khaana tu rakh de paka ke, khau main yaaa na. . itna bata de mujhko kab milne aau tujhko... . ab hota nhi intizaaaar tu hi ye mjhko bata de koi dusri patau main yaa naaaaaa.
Kareena ko ladka hua ekdam kala . . . . . saif bola tu gori main gora ladka kaise kala . . . . . kareena boli tu hot main hot jal gaya saala
Bimaari in bollywood style 1. jiya jale jaan jale, raat bhar dhuwaa chale= fever 2. tadap tadap ke is dil se aah nikalti rahi =heart attack 3. judaa hoke bhi tu mujhme kanhi baaki hai =pet kharab 4. bidi jalayile jigar se piya jigar ma badi aag hai =acidity 5. tujhme rab dikhta hai yaara main kya karu =motiyabind 6. tujhe yaad na meri aayi kisi se ab kya kahna= short term memory loss. 7. mann dole mera tann dole = mirgi.
Amitabh public toilet se poora bheeg ke nikla jaya: aap toh susu karne gaye the? ab: jaise mein andar gaya koi kamina bola "amitabh bachchan" aur sab meri taraf ghoom gaye..