Sanjay dutt : “tu kya leke aaya tha, kya lekar jayega ?” hrithik : “abe, ‘kaho na pyaar hai’ mein to bataya tha, khaali haat aaye the hum, khaali haat jaayenge”
Iifa awards are like return gifts at an 8 year old's birthday party. everyone who attend-sit, gets one.
Gold prices fall, petrol prices increase: bappi lahiri is replacing all the gold on his body with bottles of petrol...
Ik baat honton tak hai jo aayi nahin bas ankhon say hai jhaankti tumse kabhi, mujhse kabhi kuch lafz hain woh maangti jinko pehanke honton tak aa jaaye woh aawaaz ki baahon mein baahein daalke ithlaye woh lekin jo yeh ik baat hai ahsas hi ahsas hai khushboo si hai jaise hawa mein tairti khushboo jo be-aawaaz hai jiska pata tumko bhi hai jiski khabar mujhko bhi hai duniya se bhi chupta nahin yeh jaane kaisa raaz hai..
Dilon me tum apni betabiyan leke chal rahe ho,to zinda ho tum nazar me khwaabon ki bijliyan leke chal rahe ho,to zinda ho tum hwa ke jhokon ke jaise aazad rehno sekho tum ek dariya ke jaise lehron mein behna sekho hr ek lamhe se tum milo khole apni baahein hr ek pal ek nya sama dekhe nigahein jo apni ankhon mein hairanian leke chal rahe ho,to zinda ho tum dilon mein tum apni betabian leke chal rahe ho,to zinda ho tum
Mind blowing shayari: tere pyar ke saaye ne mujhe aisa pyasa banaya, tere pyar ke saaye ne mujhe aisa pyasa banaya, u 2 min ruk.. mei pani pi ke aaya…
"dhoom 3" tickets are priced rs.900/- at imax theatres. price breakup: 400 aamir + 300 katrina + 150 aamir's bike + 30 aamir's hat + 13 music + 5 abhishek + 2 uday chopra
Dhoom 3 fever : "bandeh hai hum clg ke, hum pe syllabus ka zor ! journals aur assignments, dikhe chaaro ore. iraade hai faulaadi, himmati har kadam.. apni kts clear karne, aaj chale hai hum."
Jai ho effect: . . . . today i helped a girl and she replied "thank u", ... . . . then i told her not to say thank u but instead take my mobile number, n give it to 3 other girls and tell those girls to give to other 9 girls
Char botle vodka(remix)by artist-mohit kumar mai rahu saari raat in the facebook facebook chalu laagataar 1 2 gb to sab chala lete hai me to chalu 40 gb data 40 gb data use krna kaam mera roj ka na mujh ko koye roke na kisi ne roka.... saari raat facebook subah like comment facebook chalane walo ki bs yahi hai kahaani mann br ke jitni b girls se chat krlo na kisi bandi mai reply karu har baar hello baby how do you do? ek mint mere reply ka jawab to deja pata nahi muje ye samj nahi aata mere saath facebook par kabi koi chat nahi krta. apne reqt send krne se pahle koi b pahle reqt accpect nahi krta me send krdu jayada reqt to phir koi accpect nahi krta kyun ki kyun ki kyun ki 40 gb data use krna kaam mera roj ka na mujh ko koye roke na kisi ne roka....