Banta: Sarkar Ne Yah Kyon Fix Kiya Hai Ki Voting Ke Liye Umra 18 Saal Aur Shadi Ki Liye 21 Saal? Santa: Sarkar Ko Malum Hai Ki Desh Sambhalna Aasan Hai Lekin Bivi Ko Nahin!
Pappu: Papa 5 5 Kitne Hote Hain? Santa: Are Ullu Ke Patthe Edit Tujhe Kuch Nahin Aata! Ja Andar Se Calculator Le Ke A Batata Hu!
Santa Aur Jeeto Men Ladai Ho Gayi Aur Santa Ghar Se Chala Gaya! Jab Raat Hui Santa Ne Ghar Par Fhon Kiya "Khane Men Kya Hai?" Jito: Jahar! Santa: Main Der Se Aaunga Tum Khakar So Jana!
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Santa: Ye Bata Ki Duniya Men Kitane Desh Hain? Banta: Kar Di N Vahi Paglo Wali Baat Duniya Men Ek Hi Desh Hai 'India'; Baki Sab To Videsh Hain!
Jito: Agar Raat Me Machhar Kaat Rahe Hon To Kya Karna Chahiye? Santa: Chupchap Khujakar So Jana Chahiye! Aap Rajnikant To Ho Nahin Jo Machharon Se Mafi Bulwa Loge!
Banta: Agar Duniyan Men Sari Aurton Ke Chehare Ek Jaise Hote To Kya Hota? Santa: Hona Kya Tha Gais Silender Ki Tarah Ek Mahina Iske Ghar Dusara Mahina Uske Ghar!
Santa: Doctor Sahab Mujhe Ek Taklif Hai! Doctor: Kya? Santa: Baat Karte Vakt Mujhe Aadmi Dikhai Nahin Deta! Doctor: Aisa Kab Hota Hai? Santa: Jab Main Phon Par Baat Karta Hu!
Banta: Soch Raha Hu Ki Amerika Ghum Aaun Kitne Paise Lagenge? Santa: Kuchh Bhi Nahin! Banta: Kya Matlab? Santa: Sochane Ke Liye Paise Thodi Lagte Hain!
Jito: Tum To Kahte The Ki Tum Shadi Ke Baad Bhi Mujhse Bahut Pyar Karoge! Santa: Mujhe Kya Pata Tha Ki Tumhari Shadi Mujhse Hi Hogi!
Banta Ladki Dekhne Gaya! Thodi Der Chup Baithne Ke Bad Bola "English Handal Kar Leti Ho N?" Ladki Sharmate Hue Boli "Namkin Sath Men Ho To Desi Bhi Chalti Hai"!
Santa: Tujhe Apna Laptop Bada Karvana Chahiye! Banta: Ha Yaar To Fir Ismen Se Vindo Nikalwa Ke Darvaja Lagva Laun?