Santa: Ye Kele Kaise Diye? Dukandar: Do Rupaye Ka Ek! Santa: 1 Rupaye Men Doge? Dukandar: 1 Rupaye Men To Sirf Chhilka Hi Milega! Santa: Le 1 Rupya Le Chhilka Rakh Aur Kela Dede!
Santa: A Tu Koi Kaam Nahin Karta Tujhe Pulis Pakad Kar Le Jayegi! Banta: Kyon? Santa: Kyonki Tu Kam-Chor Hai!
Santa: Kya Baat Hai Beta; Aaj Kal Badi Tension Men Rahate Ho? Pappu: Papa Aapko Nahin Bata Sakta! Santa: Dekho Beta Mujhe Apna Dost Samjho Aur Apane Dil Ki Baat Bolo! Pappu: Kya Batau Yaar "Teri Bhabhi Naraj Ho Gayi Hai Mujhse"!
Medical Professor: Agar Ladki Behoshi Ho Jaye To Uske Hontho Ko Band Kar Do; Aur Uske Fehadon Men Hava Bharo! Aur Fir Uski Chhati Ko Apane Donon Hatho Se Dabate Raho! Aur Koi Prashan? Santa: Sar Ladki Ko Behosh Kis Tarah Karna Hai?
Santa Phon Par Buhat Dhimi Aavaj Men Kisi Se Baat Kar Raha Tha! Banta: Kaun Hai? Santa: Bahin Hai! Banta: Fir Itni Dhimi Aavaj Men Kis Liye? Santa: Teri Hai Isliye!
Ghanta: 70 Saal Ka Ho Gaya Hu Sochta Hu Shadi Kar Lun! Santa: Ha Shadi Jarur Karni Chahiye! Ghanta: Kunwari Se Karu Ya Vidhva Se? Santa: Kunwari Se Karle Vidhva To Apne Aap Ho Jayegi!
Banta: Yar Ham Hindi Men Bolte Hain Angreji Men Bolte Hain Lekin Ganit Men Kyon Nahin? Santa: Jyada 3-5 Mat Kar Aur 9-2-11 Ho Ja; Varna 4-5 Dhar Dunga; 32 Ke 16 Rah Jayenge Samjha!
Santa: Are Banta Tumne Mujhe Subah Se Kam Se Kam 200 Misd Calls Ki Hain! Kyon Ki Tune Itne Call? Banta: Vo Isliye Ki Main Tumhen Bahut 'Mis 'Kar Raha Tha!
Sante Ka Padosi Mar Gaya! Santa Apni Padosan Ko Afsoos Karne Gaya Aur Pucha "Body A Gai?" Aur Tabhi "Ded Bodi" Lekker Ambulans A Gai! Santa Jhat Se Bola "Batao Kitni Lambi Umra Hai!"
Santa: Tere Baap Ko Ungali Karne Ki Aadat Gai Nahin? Jito: Kyon Ab Kya Hua? Santa: Aaj Fir Se Puch Raha Tha "Meri Beti Se Shadi Karke Khush Ho N?"
Santa Ke Sasural Men Saas Ne Use 7 Din Tak Subah-Sham Sag Khilaya! Use 8Ven Din Saas Ne Pucha "Kya Khaoge?" Santa: Aap Mujhe Khet Dikha Do Main Khud Char Aaunga!
Bos Ne Santa Se Sinema Ke 2 Corner Ticket Lane Ke Liye Kaha! Santa 2 Corner Ticket Kharid Kar Laya A-1 Aur A-40!