Ek Doctor Ek Din Banta Ke Piche Bhag Raha Tha! Raste Men Doctor Se Ek Pahchan Wale Ne Pucha "Kya Hua Doctor Sahab Uske Pichhe Kyon Bhag Rahe Ho?" Hafte Hue Doctor Bola "Char Bar Aisa Ho Chuka Hai Sala Dimag Ka Operation Karane Aata Hai Aur Bal Katvakar Chala Jata Hai!"
Banta: Janeman Ab Dil Men Chali Aao! Ladaki: Chappal Nikalu Kya? Banta: Are Pagli Ye Koi Mandir Thodi Hai Tu Aise Hi Aaja!
Jito: Tum Roj-Roj Nadi Men Chhalang Lagane Ke Liye Kahte Ho Lekin Aaj Tak Tumne Chhalang Nahin Lagai? Santa: Chalane Mat Kar Varna Karke Dikha Dunga! Abhi Main Tairna Sikh Raha Hu Jis Din A Jaega Chhalang Bhi Laga Dunga!
Jito: Kyon Ji Roj Subah Mere Chehare Pe Pani Kyon Dalte Ho? Santa: A Tere Baap Ne Hi To Kaha Tha Ki Meri Beti 'Full' Ki Tarhen Hai Ise Murjhaane Mat Dena!
Premika: Ham Log Do Saal Se Ek Dusre Se Prem Karte Hain Par Kya Tumne Aaj Tak Mujhse Shadi Karne Ke Bare Men Kabhi Socha Hai? Santa: Daras Bat Yah Hai Ki Mujhe Galat Mat Samjhna Parantu Is Bare Men Pahle Mujhe Apni PtNi Se Bat Karni Padegi! Tabhi Main Tumhen Koi Jawab De Sakunga!
Banta: Tum Apni Motr Sicil Ko Panch-Panch Ke Noton Se Kyon Sajaa Rahe Ho? Santa: A Mujhe Karigar Ne Kaha Hai Ki Iske Upar Rupaye Lagoge To Thik Ho Jayegi!
Ek Din Santa Kar Men Battry Lagwane Ke Liye Gaya! Karigar Ne Santa Se Puchha "Exid Ki Laga Dun?" Santa Kafi Sochne Ke Baad Bola "Yaar Bar-Bar Kaun Aayega Tu Dono Side Ki Laga De!"
Santa Ne Jito Ko Shadi Se Pahle Bola "Agar Tu Meri N Hui To Main Tujhe Kisi Ki Nahin Hone Dunga!" Jito Jhat Se Boli "Lo Ab Aapki Ho Gayi Ab Sabki Hone Doge?"
Banta: Dava Aur Daru Men Kya Antar Hai? Santa: Dava Garlfrend Ki Tarah Hamesha Expre Det Ke Saath Aati Hai; Aur Daru Bivi Ki Tarah Jitni Purani Hogi Utani Sar Par Chadhati Hai!
Banta: Hamare Desh Men Inklab Kyon Nahin Aata? Santa: Kyonki Garib Men Himmat Nahin Hai; Midal Class Ko Fursat Nahin Hai; Aur Amiron Ko Iski Jarurat Nahin Hai!
Santa: Raja Dasrath Ke 3 Raniyan Thi! Prito: To Kya Hua? Santa: To Main 2 Shadiyan Aur Kar Sakta Hu! Prito: Dropadi Ka Naam Suna Hai? Santa: Tu Bhi N Pagli Hai Dil Par Le Leti Hai!