Dost: Ye Bakra Kyon Jaebah Kiya? Pathan: Mannat Maga Tha Vo Pura Ho Gaya Dost: Kis Baat Ka? Pathan: Hamara Murgi Gum Hua Tha Vo Aaj Mil Gaya Hai
Pathan Apane Kutte Ke Sath Shole Film Dekhne Gaya Hero Ne Kaha "Basanti In Kutton Ke Samne Mat Nachna" Pathan Gusse Men Khada Hokar Bola "Kutte Ka Ticket Liya Hai Tera Baap Bhi Nachega"
Pathan Ka Pet Kharab Ho Gaya To Wah Doctor Ke Paas Gaya Vahan Par Logon Ki Maujadgi Men Apna Haal Kuch Yu Batane Laga Doctor Sahab Subah Se Network Kharab Hai Misd Call Pe Misd Call A Rahi Hai Out Going Bilkul Free Hai Tarah Tarah Ki Ring Ton Baj Rahi Hai Pet Me Balance Bilkul Nahin Rahta Jitna Bhi Lod Karo Sab Khatam
Pathan: Ye Kis Chij Ka Khet Hai? Kisan: Ye Kapas Ka Khet Hai Jisse Kapade Banaye Jate Hain Pathan: Ismen Salwar Wala Paudha Kaun Sa Hai?
Dost: Agar Shila Kuch Time Pahle Javan Ho Jaati To Kya Hota? Pathan: To Bechari Munni Shayad Kam Badnaam Hoti
Salma: Aap Vasim Ki Begam Ke Janaje Pe Kyon Nahin Gae? Pathan: Kis Munh Se Jaun Vo Tisari Bar Apani Begam Ke Janaje Pe Bula Chuka Hai; Aur Main Use Aaj Tak Ek Bar Bhi Nahin Bula Saka?
Kisi Ne Pathan Ko SMS Kiya Aur Kaha Ki Agar Tu Jahin Hai To 200 Ka Balance Bhej Aur Hoshiyaar Hai To 300 Ka Bhej Pathan Ne 500 Ka Bheja Aur Likha: "Ham Jahin Bhi Hain Aur Hoshiyaar Bhi"
Juta Chupai Ki Rasm Ke Vakt Dulhe Ki Ek Sali Boli "Main To 1100 Lungi" Dusari Sali: Main To 2100 Lungi Piche Se Pathan Bola "2310 Le Lo Usmen Fm (FM) Bhi Hai"
Dost: Oye Pathan Tere Chhote Bhai Ki Muche Hain Aur Teri Nahin? Pathan: Isme Kya Badi Baat Hai "Vo Abbu Pe Gaya Hai Aur Main Ammi Pe"
Pathan: Ammi Ham Bada Hokar Aerfors Men Jayega Ammi: Beta Mujhe Kaise Pata Chalega Ki Ye Mere Bete Ka Jahaj Hai? Pathan: Ham Gujarte Vakt Ghar Pe Bam Fenk Dega
Char Pathan Janaje Ko Teji Se Leker Kabro Ke Upar Se Gujar Rahe The Ek Aadmi Bola "Are Bhaijaan Sharm Karo Niche Lashen Hain"A Pathan: To Upar Kaun Sa Hamne VCR Uthaya Hua Hain
Pathan: Light Nahin Hai To Kambakht Pankha To Chala Do Salma: Aakhir Pathan Hi Ho Na Akl To Hai Nahin Pankha Chala Diya To Mombatti Bujh Jayegi