Pathan Se Kisi Ne Masjid Ke Liye Chanda Maga To Pathan Ne Turant 10 Hajar Ka Chek De Diya Aadmi Bola "Is Par Hastakshar (Signature) To Karo" Pathan: Ham Nek Kam Me Apna Naam Jahir Nahin Karta
Pathan: Beta 2 Bistar Kyon Lagaye? Beta: Ghar Pe Mehman Aane Hain Pathan: Kaunkaun? Beta: Ammi Ka Bhai Aur Mera Mamu Pathan: Fir To Ek Aur Laga Mera Sala Bhi A Raha Hai
Pathan Richarj Ki Dukaan Par Jakar Bola "Bhai Sahab Ek Rupaye Ka Iji (Easy) Richarj Kar Do" Dukandar: Ek Rupaye Ki Iji (Easy) Richarj Se Kisi Ko Call Karni Hai Ya Maisej? Pathan: Karna To Kuchh Nahin Bas Vaise Hi Paise Udaane Ki Aadat Hai
5 Pathan Ek Gay Ko Tisri Manjil Par Le Ja Rahe The Aadmi: Uper Kyon Le Ja Rahe Ho? Pathan: Ham Isko Halal Karegi Aadmi: Magar Upar Kyon? Pathan: Yaara Hamara Chhuri Upar Pada Hai
Salma: Is Saal Ke Roje Rakhoge? Pathan: Nahin Salma: Aur Taravi Padhoge? Pathan: Mushkil Hai Salma: Aftari Karoge? Pathan: Ha Itna Bhi Kafir Nahin Ho
Andha Pathan Pulis Men Bharti Hone Ke Liye Gaya Adhikari: Tumhen Kis Liye Rakhen? Pathan: Andhadhundh Firing Ke Liye
Pathan: Subahsubah In Bakriyon Ko Kahan Le Ja Rahe Ho? Sindhi Chidh Kar " Dikhta Nahin Scool Le Ja Raha Hu Pathan: Mujhe Ullu Samajh Rakha Hai Kya? Aaj To Sande Hai
Mele Men Ghoshana Ho Rahi Thi Ek Bachcha Mila Hai Jinka Hai Aakar Le Jaye Pathan Bhid Se Chillaata Hua Aaya Aur Bola "Mujhe Bhi Dikhao Jinn Kaa Bachchaa Kaisa Hota Hai"
Paryatak: Ye Kiska Kankal Hai? Pathan: Ye Tipu Sultan Ka Kankal Hai Paryatak: Aur Ye Bagal Wala Chhota Sa Kankal Kiska Hai? Pathan: Ye Bhi Tipu Sultan Ka Kankal Hai Jab Vo Chhota Bachcha Tha
Pathan Ki Flit Men Tabiyat Kharab Ho Gai To Air Hostess Ne Pucha " Are You Sick Suffering From Fever?" Pathan Ne Jawab Diya
Pathan Ke Abbu Ne Naya Mobile Nambar Liya To Pathan Ne Vo Nambar Apne Mobile Men Kis Nam Se Save Kiya Hoga? Socho? Socho? Are Yaar "New Abbu (Abbu)" Ke Nam Se
Pathan (Fon) Par: Ammi Khushkhabari Hai Ammi: Bol Beta Pathan: Ham 2 Se 3 Ho Gae Ammi: Mubarak Ho Beta Hua Ya Beti? Pathan: Meri Bivi Ne Dusra Nikah Kar Liya Hai