Doctor: Aap Dariye Mat Main Hu Na Pathan (Marij): Vahi Mera Sabse Bada Dar Hai Doctor Sahab Pathan: Doctor Sahab Ye Mera Pahla Operation Hai Thoda Dhyan Se Karna Doctor: Daro Mat Yah Mera Bhi Pahla Hi Opration Hai
Pathan Ke Sar Men Chot Lag Gai To Vah Hospital Gaya Nars: Ismen 7 Tanke Lagenge Pathan: Kitna Paisa Lagega? Nars: 700 Rupaye Lagenge Pathan: Yaara Hamne Tanke Lagwane Hain Kadhai Nahin Karani
Salma: Maa Ji Vo Abhi Tak Ghar Nahin Aaye Kahin Kisi Ladki Ka Chakkar To Nahin Hai Unka? Pathan Ki Maa Bade Gusse Men Boli "Are Kalmuhi Tu To Hamesha Galat Hi Sochati Hai Ho Sakta Hai Ki . Vo Kisi Trak Ke Niche A Gaya Ho"A
Master: Agar Apna Charitra Accha Karna Hai To Apni Sabhi Teecharon Ko Apni Ammi Samjho Pathan Ka Beta Bola "Lekin Master Ji Isse To Hamare Abbu Ka Charitra Kharaab Ho Jayega
Ek Pathan Apane Rikshe Ke Saath Khada Tha Ek Aadmi Ne Pucha "Khan Bhai Jaan Ikbal Ton Jaoge? Pathan: Main To Chala Jaunga Lekin Mere Rikshe Ka Khyal Kaun Rakhega?
Pulis: Bas Kaise Giri? Pathan: Mujhe Nahin Pata Pulis: Kyon Nahin Pata? Pathan: Vo Aaj Helper Nahin Aaya Tha To Main Pichhe Kiraya Lene Gaya Hua Tha
Sindhi Apane Bahut Karibi Pathan Dost Se "Oye Meri Shadi Ke Liye Ladki Wale Dekhne A Rahe Hain Tum Mere Bare Men Unko Thoda Badha Chadha Kar Bolana Pathan: Kyon Nahin Jarur Jab Ladki Wale Sindhi Ko Dekhne Aaye To Sindhi Ko Chhik A Gai Ladaki Ke Bap Ne Pathan Se Pucha "Ladake Ko Jukham Hai Kya?" Pathan: Nahin Nahin Canser Hai Canser
Ek Jamadar Gatar Men Jhukkar Kachra Nikal Raha Tha Pathan Ne Dekha To Bola "O Yara 6 Nan Hamara Bhi Laga Do"
Pathan Shauchala Gaya To Diwar Par Likha Tha "Duniya Chand Par Pahunch Gai Hai Aur Tum Yaha Baitho Ho?" Pathan Ne Niche Likh Diya . .. "Bas Ye Karke Ham Bhi Jaa Raha Hu"
Ladki: Khan Sahab Tum Mujhe Subah Se Lekar Sham Tak Aur Shaam Se Lekar Subah Tak Pyar Karna Pathan: Oye Jalim Ki Bachchi To Fir Ham 'Naswar' Kab Khayega?
Ek Pathan Ne Apani Begam Ko Goli Maar Di Kyonki Uski Begam Ne Sirf Itna Hi Kaha Tha Ki Main Apni Jaindagi Nikah Se Pahle Se Hi 'Shan' Aur 'Shaukat' Ke Saath Gujarne Ki Aadi Ho
Pathan Ne Ek Nai Kar Kharidi Aur Penter Ko Kaha Isper Kuch Aisa Likha Do Ki Log Dekhte Hi Pahchan Jayen Ki Ye Pathan Ki Kar Hai"A Penter Ne Likha ... ... "Darwaja Bahar Khulta Hai"A