Pathan Ne Galti Se Kisi Dusre Ke Mobile Par 100 Ka Balence Bhej Diya Fir Thodi Der Baad Fon Karke Bola "O Yara Hamara 100 Rupya Wapas Karo"A Aadmi Bola "Hamare Paas To 80 Rupya Hi Aaya Hai"A Pathan: Ruko Abhi Ham 20 Aur Bhejta Hu
Pulis: Tumhari Kar Gas Par Hai? Pathan: Nahin Pulis: Petrol Par Hai? Pathan: Nahin Pulis: Diesel Par Hai? Pathan: Nahin Pulis: Fir Kis Par Hai? Pathan: Kishton Par
Grahak: Is Lassi Men Makkhi Giri Hai Pathan: Oye Dil Bada Rakh Ye Nanhi Si Jaan Teri Kitni Lassi Pi Jayegi
Pathan Ek Mobile Kampani Men Naukari Ke Liye Intervu Dene Gaya Lekin Use Pahle Hi Saval Ke Javab Men Bhaga Diya Gaya Sawal: Sabse Lokpriy Network Kaun Sa Hai? Pathan Ne Jawab Diya "Alkayda"A
Pathan (Marij): Doctor Sahab Mere Paas Ilaj Ke Liye Paise Nahi Hain Aap Mera Illaj Kar Den To Shayad Main Bhi Kabhi Aapke Kaam Aa Sakta Hu Doctor: Tum Kya Kaam Karte Ho? Pathan: Ji Main Kabr Khodata Hu
Pathan Doctor Ke Paas Jakar Bola "Doctor Sahab Main Roj 100 Rupaye Ki Dawai Le Raha Hu Par Koi Fayda Nahin Ho Raha"A Doctor: Ab Tum Mujhse 80 Rupaye Wali Dawai Le Jao Isse Tumhen Roj 20 Rupaye Ka Fayda Hoga
Pathan: Tum Hamko 3 Lakh Rupaye Do Ham Tumhen 15 Din Ke Bad Lauta Dega 15 Din Ke Baad Aadmi Bola: Lao Khan Ho Gae 15 Din Pathan Hairani Se Bola: Hain Ye Lo Aadmi: Abe Ye To Lota Hai? Pathan: Hum Bhi To Yahi Bola Tha Ki Lota Dega
Pathan: Tum Hamko 3 Lakh Rupaye Do Ham Tumhen 15 Din Ke Bad Lauta Dega 15 Din Ke Baad Aadmi Bola "Lao Khan Ho Gae 15 Din"A Pathan Hairani Se Bola: Hain Ye Lo Aadmi: Abe Ye To Lota Hai? Pathan: Hum Bhi To Yahi Bola Tha Ki 'Lota' Dega
Do Pathan Raat Ko Ghum Rahe The Pathan 1: Bahut Garmi Hai Yaar Pathan 2: Ha Yaar Agar Din Hota To Kahin Chhaoo Men Baith Jate
Doctor: Main Tumhen Aisi Dawai Dunga Ki Tum Fir Se Javan Ho Jaoge? Pathan: Aisa Julm N Karna Doctor Sahab Hamko Pention Lagne Wala Hai
Pulis: Tumhara Dost Kaise Mara? Pathan: Pata Nahin Wo Bola Mere Pet Men Chuhe Kood Rahe Hain To Maine Usko Chuhe Marne Ki Dava Khila Di
Bas Apne Pathan Karyakarta Se "Aaj Tum Let Kyon Aaye? Ofis 9 Baje Khulta Hai Fir Der Kyon Ki?" Pathan: Meri Jaan Itni Fiker Mat Kiya Karo Dost Shak Karte Hain