Adhyapak: Vo Tin Shabd (Vardas) Batao Jo Sabse Jyada Bole Jate Hain? Pappu: Mujhe Nahin Pata! Adhyapak: Shabas Beta Baith Jao!
Jito: Pappu Ye Kya Bana Rahe Ho? Pappu: Maa Bhagwan Ka Chitra! Jito: Lekin Yah To Koi Nahin Janta Ki Bhagwan Dekhne Men Kaise Hain? Pappu: Ab Dekhna Sabko Malum Ho Jayega!
Pappu: Mama Aapne Gamle Men Jo Paudha Lagaya Tha Vo Abhi Tak Badha Hi Nahin! Jito: Achchha Tumhen Kaise Pata? Pappu: Kyonki Main Use Roj Ukhadakar Dekhta Hun!
Jito: Beta Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Pappu: Padh Raha Hun! Jito: Shabas! Kya Padh Rahe Ho? Pappu: Aapki Hone Wali Bahu Ke Maisej!
Pappu: Kal Main Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha! Lagta Hai Hamari Shadi Nahi Hogi! Ladaki: Kyon Papa Se Mile The Kya? Pappu: Nahin Tumhari 'Bahan' Se Mila Tha!
Ladki Ki Shadi Me Uska Purana Bofrend (Pappu) Bhi Aaya Tha! Sabhi Ne Pucha Kya Aap Hi Dulha Ho? Pappu: Nahin Main To Semifinal Men Hi Out Ho Gaya Tha Final Dekhne Aaya Hun!
Pappu: Papa Aap Jaise Mujhe Marte Ho Vaise Dada Ji Bhi Apko Marte The Kya? Santa: Bilkul Marte The! Pappu: To Yah Khandani Gundagardi Kab Tak Chalegi?
Garlfrend: Mandir Ke Bahar Chapal Rakhne Men Aur Miss Call Dene Me Kya Samanta Hai? Pappu: Donon Men Dar Laga Rahta Hai Ki Koi Utha N Le!
Pappu Ne Ek Ladki Ko Call Ki Aur Kaha "Jaan I Lav Yu!" Ladaki: Sachchi? Pappu: Han Yar! Ladaki: Achchha To Chalo Mera 100 Rupaye Ka Richarj Karva Do! Pappu: Kya Yaar Ab To Matlab Apni Bahan Ke Sath Majak Bhi Nahin Kar Sakte!
Pappu Apni Nai Gav Ki Garlfrend Se "Achchha Kya Logi Tum?" Garlfrend: Jo Tum Kaho! Pappu: Water Jara 'Minu' Lana! Garlfrend: Aaj To Main Bhi 'Minu' Khaungi!
Adhyapika: Beta Batao Jaan Kahan Se Nikalati Hai? Pappu: Khidaki Se! Adhyapika: Vo Kaise? Pappu: Kal Didi Ek Ladake Se Kah Rahi Thi "Jaan Khidaki Se Nikal Jao!"
Adhyapak: Kal Skool Kyon Nahin Aa? Pappu: Sar Mujhe Bard Flu Ho Gaya Tha! Adhyapak: Bard Flu To Murgiyon Ko Hota Hai! Pappu:Aap Har Roj Mujhe Murga Jo Banate The!