Adhyapika: Jamin Par Rahne Wale Janwar Bachche Dete Hain Aur Hava Men Udne Wale Ande Dete Hain! Wo Kaun Si Chij Hai Jo Hava Men Bhi Udati Hai Aur Bacche Bhi Deti Hai? Pappu: Air Hostess!
Adhyapika: "Usane Khudkushi Kar Li" Aur "Use Khudkushi Karni Padi" Ismen Antar Batao? Pappu: Pahle Wala Padha Likha Berojgar Hoga Aur Dusra Jarur Shadishuda Hoga!
Pappu: Papa Aapko Pata Hai Meri Madam Kitni Sundar Hai! Santa: Beta Madam 'Maa' Ke Barabar Hoti Hai! Pappu: Aap To Hamesha Apne Hi Chakkar Men Rahate Ho!
Banti: Yaar Pappu Pahle Tumhare Ghar Naukrani Thi Jo Kapade Dhoya Karti Thi Aaj Tum Kapde Dho Rahe Ho Naukrani Kaha Gayi? Pappu Udas Man Se: Yaar Maine Usse Shadi Kar Li!
Medical Student Pappu Ne Apni Classmate Ko Khun Se Khat Likha Aur Bola "Is Khat Ka Jawab Jarur Dena!" Clasmete Ne Jawab Diya "Tumhara Bladgrup Be Positive Hai"!
Garlfrend: Mujhe Aise Propose Karo Jaise Aaj Tak Kisi Ne N Kiya Ho! Pappu: Kutti Kamini Jlli Lav Yu! Mujhse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Tabah Kar De Nagin Ab To Haan Kar De Chudel!
Adhyapak: Tumhare Papa Kya Karte Hain? Pappu: Sar Vo Roj Galiyan Khate Hain! Adhyapak: Kya Matlab? Pappu: Ji Vo "Kastamar Kaar Aicutive" Hain!
Madam: Aaj Skool Der Se Aane Ka Tumne Kya Bahana Socha Hai? Pappu: Sorry Madam! Aaj Main Itni Tej Daudakar Aaya Hun Ki Bahana Sochane Ka Mauka Hi Nahin Mila!
Adhyapika: Agar Main Teri Maa Ban Jau To Main Tujhe 2 Din Men Sudhar Dun! Pappu: Main Ghar Jakar Apne Papa Ko Bataunga Ki Papa Aapki Latari Lagne Wali Hai!
Jito: Itni Raat Ko Kaha Gae The? Pappu: Apni Garlfrend Se Milne! Jito: Kis Liye? Pappu: Han 'Maa' Bahut Kis Liye!
Santa: Beta Tum To Feel Ho Gae Maine To Kaha Tha N Ki Agar Tum Barahavin Paas Ho Jaoge To Main Tumhen Motercacil Dilaunga! Pappu: Mujhe Pata Hai Papa! Santa: Fir Tum Fal Kaise Ho Gae? Pappu: Main Motercacil Chalana Sikh Raha Tha!
Pappu: Papa Aaj Mujhe Ek Ladke Ne Mara! Santa: Kya Tum Use Pahchan Sakte Ho? Pappu: Han Papa Main Uska Dant Sath Laya Hun!