Ek Baar Jab Pappu Lagatar 4 Dinon Se Skool Men Der Se Aaya To Madam Ne Kaha "Tum Itna Let Skool Kyon Aate Ho?" Pappu: Madam Aap Meri Itni Chinta Mat Kiya Karen; Bachche Iska Galat Matlab Lete Hain!
Master:Batao "I Lov U" Ka Aavishkar Kis Desh Me Hua? Pappu: Chaina Men! Master: Vo Kaise? Pappu: Ismen Sare Chaine Gun Hai! N Koi Garanti Aur N Koi Varanti Chale To Chand Tak N Chale To Shaam Tak!
Jito: Kyon Ro Rahe Ho? Pappu: Techer Ne Mara! Jito: Kyon Maara Chudail Ne? Pappu: Maine Usko Murgi Kaha! Jito: Kyon? Pappu: Vo Har Egjaam Men Mujhe Anda Deti Hai!
Ek Din Pappu Ne Aag Bujhane Ke Liye Funk Mari To Uska Paad Nikal Gaya! Jab Dusari Bar Funk Mari To Fir Se Pad Nikal Gaya! Pappu Gusse Men Ghumkar Bola "Le Tu Hi Bujha Le!"
Pappu Ne Ladki Se Kaha "Main Aapse Dosti Karna Chahta Hu"! Ladki: Meri Sagai Ho Chuki Hai! Pappu: To Bahan Bankar Apni Kisi Aur Saheli Se Setting Kara Do!
Pappu: Papa Aanti Ka Pet Kyon Fula Hai? Santa: Tujhe Sab Pata Hai! Pappu: Nahin Pata Promiss Karta Hu! Santa: Inke Pet Men Pani Bhara Hai! Pappu: Oh No! Bachcha To Doob Jayega!
Adhyapika: Bataao Bachcho Ke Ishk Aur Pyaar Men Kya Antar Hai? Pappu: Madam Pyar Vo Hai Jo Aap Apni Beti Se Karte Hain!
Ek Chor Chori Karke Santa Ke Ghar Se Ja Raha Tha Ki Pappu Ki Aak Khul Gai! Pappu: Mera Skool Ka Bag Bhi Le Ja Sale Varna Shor Macha Dunga!
Madam Class Men Pappu Se "Murgiyon Ki Tange Chhoti Kyon Hoti Hain?" Pappu: Madam Ji Agar Murgiyon Ki Taange Lambi Hue To Ande Gir Kar Toot Jayenge Na!
Madam Pappu Se "Tum Scool Let Kyon Aaye? Pappu: Madam Kal Rat Sapne Men Main Kanaada Chala Gaya Tha! Madam: Aur Pinki Tum? Pinki: Madam Main Pappu Ko Arport Chhodne Gayi Thi!
Pappu Ne Banti Se Kaha "Main Tere 64 Ke 64 Dant Tod Dunga"! Happy Bich Men Bola "64 Nahin 32 Dant Hote Hain"! Pappu: Mujhe Pata Tha Ki Tu Bich Men Padega Is Liye Maine Tere Bhi Gin Liye The!