Generation Gap(Pidhi Antral) Ki Had: Pappu: Papa Mujhe Ek Apal Aur Ek Black Bairi Chahiye! Santa: Kinnu Da Mausam Hai Puttar Kinnu Kha Kinnu!
Adhyapak Chhatra Se: Jo Dusre Ko Apni Baat N Samjha Sake Vo Ek Nambar Ka Gadha Hota Hai! . .. ... Pappu: Sar Kya Matlab! Main Samjha Nahi Aap Kya Kah Rahe Hain?
Techer Pappu Se: Padhai Karo Varna Koi Tumhen Job Nahi Dega! . .. ... Pappu Techer Se: Padhai Vo Log Karte Hain Jinhen Job Chahiye Ham To Job Denge!
Techer: Main Jo Prashn Puchhu Uska Uttar Fataft Dena! Bachche: Ji Madam! Techer: Amerika Ke Capital Ka Kya Nam Hai? . .. ... Pappu: Fataft!
Madam(Pappu Se): Beta Kyon Ro Rahe Ho! Pappu: Madam Ji Skool Ki Bel Toot Gai Hain! Madam: To Is Men Rone Ki Kya Baat Hain! Pappu: Ab Hamari Chhutti Kaise Hogi!
Jito: Beta Seb Khonge! Pappu: Nahin! Jito: Beta Aam Khonge! Pappu: Nahin! Jito: Beta Santare Khonge! Pappu: Nahin! Jito: Bilkul Baap Par Gaya Hai Jute Hi Khayega!
Pappu: Mammi Raat Ko Jab Mai Susu Karne Gaya To Bathrum Ki Light Jal Gai! Jito: Haram Khor Tu Aaj Fir Fries Men Susu Kar Aaya!
Madam: Jab Bijali Chamakati Hai To Hamen Roshani Pahle Aur Awaj Baad Men Kyon Aati Hai? Pappu: Kyonki Hamari Aakhen Aage Hain Aur Kan Pichhe Hain!
Madam: Moter Sicil Ke Kitne Tirs Hote Hai? Pappu: Madam Ji 6 Tirs Hote Hain! Madam (Gusse Men Boli): Kaise? Pappu: 4 Moter Ke 2 Sicil Ke Huee N 6 Tirs!
Madam Ne Ek Baar Class Me Bachcho Ko "Mai Techer" Par 10 Line Likhne Ko Kaha! Thodi Der Baad Pappu Ne Madam Ko Puchha "Madam 'Mast Item' Ko English Me Kya Kahte Hain?"
Master: Do Men Se Do Gae To Kitne Bache? Pappu: Master Ji Mujhe Samajh Men Nahin Aaya! Master: Beta Tumhare Paas Do Roti Hain! Tumne Donon Kha Lin To Tumhare Paas Kya Bacha? Pappu: Master Ji Sabji!
Pappu Darwaje Ki Bell Bajane Ki Koshish Kar Raha Tha! Tabhi Ek Budhe Aadmi Ne Dekha Aur Bell Baja Di Aur Pucha `Beta Aur Kuch!?` Pappu Bola "Ab Bhag Buddhe Ghar Pata Nahi Kiska Hai!"