Techer: Pappu Ek Kahani Sunao Shiksha Ke Sath Pappu: Maine Apni Garlfrend Fon Kiya Wo So Rahi Thi Fir Usne Mujhe Fon Kiya Main So Raha Tha Shiksha: Jaisi Karni Waisi Bharni
Pappu: Plees Mujhe Apne Dimag Men Rakh Lo Dil Men Nahin Mini: Dil Men Kyon Nahin? Pappu: Tumhare Dil Men Jagah Kaha Dimag To Pura Khali Hai Aaram Se Rahunga
Pappu Ka Accident Ho Gaya Banti Uski Khabar Lene Gaya Aur Bola "Bhai Jab Kar Ladki Chala Rahi Thi To Tumhen Sadak Se Dur Chalnaa Chaahiye Tha" Pappu: Kaun Si Sadak Yaar Main To Park Men Baitha Hua Tha
Techer: Matapita Ke Bad Sabse Jyada Prerana Kaun Deta Hai? Pappu: Bas Condctor Kyonki Vo Hamesha Bolta Rahta Hai 'Chaliye Chaliye Aage Badhiye'a
Techer: Class Me Ladai Kyon Nahi Karni Chahiye? Pappu: Kyonki Pata Nahi Egjaam Men Kiske Piche Baithana Pad Jaaye
Techer: Beta Agar Sachche Dil Se Prarthana Ki Jaye To Wo Jarur Safal Hoti Hai Pappu: Rahne Do Sar Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Mere Sar Nahin Sasur Hote
Pappu: Papa Aap Sharab Mat Piya Karo Santa: Pine De Beta Saath Kya Le Kar Jana Hai? Pappu: Isi Tarah Pite Rahe To Chhod Kar Bhi Kya Jaoge
Pappu: Chuhe Marne Ki Davai Dena Dukandar: Ghar Le Kar Jaani Hai? Pappu: Nahin Chuhe Sath Lekar Aaya Hu Idhar Hi Khilaunga
Techer: Batao Congress Ki Sthapana Kisane Ki? Pappu: Pata Nahi Sar Kisne Ki Par Visarjan To Rahul Gandhi Hi Karenge
Pappu: Papa Main Fir Feel Ho Gaya Santa: Koi Nahin Tu Sher Ka Beta Hai Pappu: Techer Bhi Kahti Hai Santa: Kya? Pappu: Yahi Ki N Jane Kis Janwar Ki Aulad Hai