Pappu Bahut Teji Se Gadi Chala Raha Tha To Trafic Pulis Wale Ne Use Pakad Liya Pappu: Sar Main Gadi Chalana Sikh Raha Hu Pulis Vaala: Bina Kisi Techer Ke? Pappu: Ji Vo Main 'Correspondence Course' Kar Raha Hu
Techer (Pappu Se): Batao Ek Ped Par 5 Chidiya Baithi Thi Usamen Se 2 Udd Gayi To Kitni Bachi? Pappu: Ji Meri Taraf Se Chahe Sari Udd Jaayen Par Mere Paas Baithi Ye Chidiya Nahin Udani Chahiye
Banti: Shadi Me Dulhan Ko Ghunghat Men Kyon Rakha Jata Hai? Pappu: Taki Kisi Ke Muh Se Ye Na Nikal Jaye Ki... Abe Ye To Meri Wali Hai
Techer: Bijali Kahan Se Aati Hai? Pappu: Nani Ke Ghar Se Techer: Kisne Kaha? Pappu: Papa Kahte Hai Salon Ne Fir Bijli Kat Di
Mastarji: Mahan Vahi Hai Jo Har Vakt Dusaron Ke Madad Kare! . . . . Pappu: Par Sar Pariksha Ke Vakt Na Aap Khud Mahan Hote Hain Na Hamen Hone Dete Hain!
Pappu: (Doctor Se): Kya Aap Bina Dard Kiye Bhi Dat Nikal Lete Ho? Doctor: Nahi To! Pappu: Mai Nikal Leta Hu Doctor:Kaise? Pappu: Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Ha Ha Ha
Customer Care: Gud Morning Sar Airtel Men Aapka Swagat Hai Boliye Main Aapki Kya Seva Kar Sakti Hu? Pappu: Mere Pados Ki Pinki Ka Nambar De Do
Pappu Apni Maa Se Buri Tarah Se Pitne Ke Baad Apne Papa Ke Paas Gaya Aur Pucha "Aap Kabhi Pakistan Gae Ho?" Santa: Nahin Beta Pappu: Kabhi Afghanistan Gae Ho? Santa: Nahin Beta Pappu: To Fir Yah Aatankvadi Item Kahan Se Laye?
Pappu: Sukhi Sukhi Sadkon Pe Main Tera Intzar Karu Garlfrend: Bhigibhigi Hota Hai Pappu: Itni Garmi Men Tera Baap Pani Dalega Aakar Sadkon Pe?
Techer: Pappu Ek Story Sunao With Moral Pappu: Maine Usko Fon Kiya Wo So Rahi Thi Fir Usne Mujhe Fon Kiya Main So Raha Tha Moral: Jaisi Karni Waisi Bharni!
Garlfrend: Meri Mammi Ko Tum Bahut Pasand Aaye Ho Pappu: Chal Pagli Kuch Bhi Ho Main Shadi Tum Se Hi Karunga At Se Kahna Wo Mujhe Bhul Jaye
Techer: Shadi Kya Hai? Pappu: Kuvaron Ke Liye 'Alpenliebe' Ji Lalchae Raha N Jaye Aur Shadishuda Ke Liye 'Chloromint' Dobara Mat Puchna