Techer: Tum Der Se Kyon Aa? Pappu: Sadak Par Lage Bord Ke Karan Techer: Kaise Bord Ke Karan? Pappu: Jis Par Likha Hai Aage Skool Hai Kripya Dhire Chalen
Techer: Agar Tumne Subah Char Roti Khai Dophar Ko Tin To Kul Kitani Rotiyan Khai? Pappu: Ma Khate Samay Roti Ginne Se Mana Karti Hai
Pappu: Lo Mithai Khao Banti: Vah! Kis Khushi Men? Pappu: Yaar Teri Bhabhi Jo Call Center Men Kam Karti Hai Use Best Call Garl Ka Award Mila Hai
Techer: Birbal Kaun Tha? Pappu: Pata Nahin Sar Techer: Padhai Par Dhyan Do To Pata Chale Pappu: Sar Pramod Vikki Gaurav Kaun Hain? Techer: Mujhe Kya Pata Pappu: Beti Par Dhyan Do To Pata Chale
Dadi: Lagta Hai Us Ladki Ko Lakva Ho Gaya Hai Ek Hath Utha Hua Hai Aur Muh Pichak Gaya Hai Pappu: Nahin Dadi Vo Selfie Le Rahi Hai
Pappu: Mujhe Lagta Hai Ki Hamari Techer Pagal Ho Gayi Hai Jito: Kyon Tumhen Aisa Kyon Lagta Hai? Pappu: Kyonki Vo Hamesha Bas "Class Yah Karo Class Vo Karo" Kahati Rahati Hai Par Hamare Skool Men To Class Naam Ka Koi Hai Hi Nahin
Ek Naye Techer Ne Pappu Se Puchha "Is Panchi Ke Pair Dekho Aur Iska Naam Batao" Pappu: Pata Nahin Techer: Tum Fal Ho Gaye Apna Naam Batao Pappu: Mere Pair Dekho Aur Nam Batao
Techer: Pappu Mainne Tumhen Thappad Mara Iska Bhavishya Kal Batao Pappu: Chhutti Ke Baad Aapki Motersacal Pancher Milegi
Mini: Agar Main Mar Jaun To Tum Kya Karoge? Pappu: Main Bhi Mar Jaunga Mini: Par Kyon? Pappu: Tere Chakkar Men Udhari Itani Ho Gayi Hai Ki Jina Mushkil Hai
Techer: Ve Tin Shabd Batao Jo Sabse Jyada Bole Jate Hain Pappu: Mujhe Nahin Pata Techer: Shabas Beta Baith Jao
Banti: Aaj Itni Thand Kyon Hai? Pappu: Suraj Nahi Nikala Na Banti: Kyon Nahi Nikala? Pappu: Uski Mammi Ne Nahi Nikalne Diya Boli Ki Thand Men Kaha Jayega Pada Rah Kambal Men Faltu Ki Awaragardi Karega