Techer: Kisi Aisi Jagah Ka Naam Batao Jaha Par Bahut Sare Log Hon Fir Bhi Tum Akela Mahsus Karo? Pappu: Ji Pariksha Hall
Jito: Beta Tum To Padhane Men Bade Hoshiyar Ho Fir Tution Wale Ko Rakhne Ki Kya Jarurat Hai? Pappu: Maa Tum Bhi To Ghar Ka Kaam Karne Men Hoshiyar Ho Fir Kaam Wali Bai Ko Rakhne Ki Kya Jarurat Hai? Fir Kya... De Chappal... De Chappal
Techer: A B C D Sunao Pappu: A B C D E F G H I J K L N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z Techer: P M Kaha Gaya? Pappu: Foreign Tour Pe
Pappu (Mobile Par): Bhai College Men Ladai Ho Gayi Hai Jaldi Se Gadi Men Ladke Bhar Ke Pahuch Banti: Bhai Apni Gadi ODD Nambar Ki Hai Aur Aaj EVEN Nambar Ka Din Hai Chupchap Maar Kha Le
Techer: Kya Koi Bata Sakta Hai Ki Bhagwan Ne Ladkiyon Ko Kyon Banaya? Pappu: Taki Vo Hum Ladkon Ki Life Barbad Kar Saken Techer: Bas Kar Pagle Rulayega Kya?
Techer: Tumhara Result Bahut Kharab Aaya Hai Kal Papa Ko Sath Lekar Aana Varna... Pappu: Varna Kya? Techer: Varna Result Fesbuk Par Aplod Karke Usmen Papa Ko Tag Kar Dungi Pappu: Achchha To Main Bhi Mammi Ko Bata Dunga Ki Meri Madam Papa Ki Friend List Men Hai
Banti: Wah Yar Mast Helth A Gai Teri Kya Desi Ghi Kha Raha Hain Ya Protin Pouder? Pappu: Abe Sardi Bahut Hai Sweter Pahna Hai Kamij Ke Andar
Mini: Mere Chehare Par Bahut Dane Nikal Rahe Hain Pappu: Tab To Tum Kesar Ka Chalta Firta Srot Ho Mini: Vo Kaise? Pappu: Tumne Suna Nahin 'Danedane Men Kesar Ka Dam'a
Ek Din Santa Pappu Ko Samjha Raha Tha Santa: Beta Mehnat Kiya Kar Mehnat Karne Se Koi Mar Nahin Jata Pappu: Isiliye To Main Mehnat Nahin Karta Papa Asli Maja To Usi Kaam Men Hai Jisme Jaan Ka Khatra Ho
Mini: Kitni Thand Pad Jaye Lekin Main Fir Bhi Nahati Hu Pappu: Are Main To Thand Men Do Bar Nahata Hu Mini: Wow..
Pappu: Papa Meri Ticher Kitni Mast Hai Na? Santa: Beta Techer Maa Saman Hoti Hai Pappu: Aapko To Hamesha Apni Hi Khushi Dikhai Deti Hai