Jito: Beta Tum Histary Men Fal Kyon Ho Gae The? Pappu: Sabhi Prashn Us Time Ke The Jab Men Paida Bhi Nahin Hua Tha!
Jito: Beta Tum Histary Men Fal Kyon Ho Gae The? Pappu: Sabhi Prashn Us Time Ke The Jab Main Paida Bhi Nahin Hua Tha!
Pappu: Papa Main Itna Bada Kab Hounga Ki Main Mammi Se Bina Puche Bahar Ja Saku? Santa: Beta Abhi Itna Bada To Main Bhi Nahin Hua!
Pappu: Papa Main Itna Bada Kab Hounga Ki Main Mammi Se Bina Puche Bahar Ja Saku? Santa: Beta Abhi Itna Bada To Main Bhi Nahin Hua!
Babaji Ladke Ka Hath Dekhkar Bole `Beta Tum Bahut Padhoge`! .. ... Pappu: Padh To Main 3 Saal Se Raha Hu Yah Batao Ki Main Pas Kab Hounga!
Pappu Ne Pariksha Hol Men Susu Kar Diya! Techer: Ye Kya Kiya? Pappu: Aapne Hi To Kaha Tha Idhar Udhar N Dekho Jo A Raha Hai Kar Do!
Babli: Chidi Udi! Pappu: Udi! Babli: Kauva Uda! Pappu: Uda! Babli: Kingfisher Uda! Pappu: Maaf Karna Flit Radd Ho Gai Hai!
Parti Men Pappu Ne Ek Ladki Se Puchha: Kya Aap Dans Karoge? Ladki (Khadi Hokar): Ha! Pappu: To Main Ye Kursi Le Leta Hun!
Pappu Ne Apani Adhiyapika Se: Madam Kya Aap Murgi Ho? Adhyapika: Kya Bakwas Kar Rahe Ho? Main Tumhen Murgi Nazar Aati Hu! Pappu: To Fir Aap Mere Har Test Men Ande Kyon Deti Ho!
Pappu: Sab Log Shaadi Karke Pareshan Hi Hote Hain To Shaadi Kyon Karte Hain! Jito: Beta Akl Badaam Khane Se Nahin Thokar Khane Se Aati Hai!
Pappu: Mammi Kya Main Bandaron Ke Khandan Ka Hu? Jito: Pata Nahin Beta Main Tumhare Papa Ke Purvajon Se Kabhi Nahin Mili!
Master Ji Pappu Ka Lunch Kha Gae! Master: Beta Ghar Jakar Mera Naam To Nahin Bataoge N? . .. ... Pappu (Masum Avaz Men Bola): Ji Main Kah Dunga Kutta Kha Gaya!