Pappu Subah Subah Gadi Dho Raha Tha To Pados Ki Anti Ne Pucha "Kar Dho Rahe Ho?" Pappu: Nahin Aanti Pani De Raha Hu Shayad Badi Hokar Bas Ban Jaye
Techer: Desh Ke Sabse Imaandar Pulis Wale Kahan Par Paye Jate Hain? Pappu: "Savdhan India" Aur "Crime Petrol" Men
Pappu: Papa Ye Sadhu Sadhu Ka Kya Rishta Hota Hai? Santa: Beta Jab Do Anjan Aadmi Ek Hi Kampani Dvara Thage Jaate Hain To Vo Aapas Men Sadhu Kahlate Hain
Pappu Ke Pados Wali At Ne Pappu Se Puchha "Aur Beta Kya Kar Rahe Ho?" Pappu: At Main Sintist Hu At: Are Wah Kya Banate Ho Tum? Pappu: Baithebathe Aison Ko Karban Dioxide Men Badalata Hu
Techer: Semester Sistam Se Kya Fayda Hai Batao? Pappu: Fayda To Pata Nahin Par Beijjati Sal Men Do Bar Ho Jati Hai
Banti Pappu Ko Apna Fon Dikhate Hue "Yaar Ye Ladki Aajkal Mujhse Bade Achche Se Baat Kar Rahi Hai" Pappu: Abe Block Kar De 'Rakshabandhan' Aane Wala Hai
Techer: Bhaichare Ka Prayog Karte Hue Koi Vakya Banao Pappu: Maine Dudh Wale Se Puchha Tum Dudh Itna Mahanga Kyon Bechte Ho? To Vah Bola 'Bhai Chara' Mahanga Ho Gaya Hai
Banta: Aur Beta Padhai Kaisi Chal Rahi Hai? Pappu: Bas Ankal Chaltechalte Bahut Dur Chali Gayi Mujh Se
Pappu: Papa Mai Shadi Karna Chahta Hu Santa: Mafi Mango Pappu: Bina Galti Ke? Santa: Ha Pappu: Sorry Maaf Kar Do Santa: Bahut Achchhe Tum Sahi Kah Rahe The Ab Tum Shadi Ke Liye Bilkul Taiyaar Ho
Techer: Agar Tumhari Pant Ki Ek Jeb Men 1000/ Rupaye Aur Dusari Jeb Men Bhi 1000/ Rupaye Hon To Tum Kya Sochoge? Pappu: Yahi Ki Main Kahin Papa Ki Pant To Nahin Pahan Aaya
Techer: Ek Tokari Men 10 Aam The 3 Sad Gae To Kitne Aam Rahe? Pappu: 10 Techer: Vo Kaise? Pappu: Jo Sad Gae Vo Bhi To Aam Hi Rahenge Sadne Se Kele Thodi Ban Jayenge