Banta: Pappu Tere Papa Ki To Rasgulle Ki Dukan Hai Tera Khane Ka Man Nahin Karta? Pappu: Bahut Man Karta Hai Ankal... Lekin Papa Gin Kar Rakhte Hain Isliye Bas Chus Ke Wapis Rakh Deta Hu
Techer: Usane Kapade Dhoe Aur Use Kapade Dhone Pade In Donon Vakyon Men Antar Batao? Pappu: Sar Pahle Vakya Se Vyakti Ke Avivahit Hone Aur Dusre Se Uske Vivahit Hone Ka Pata Chalta Hai
Pappu: Ek Manfors Dena Kemist: Tum To Santa Ji Ke Bete Ho Na? Pappu: Ankal Mentos Bola "Mentos" Ek Do Vik Bhi De Dena Gala Kharab Hai Dawa Ka Nam Bhi Nahin Nikal Raha Thik Se..!
Pinki: Tum Paidal Kyon A Rahe Ho Bike Se Aana Chahiye Tha N? Pappu: Are Tumne Hi To Kaha Tha Dhiredhire Se Meri Jindagi Me Aana
Pappu (Bus Stop Par Khadi Ladki Se): Kya Tumne Mujhe Koi Lon Diya Tha? Ladki: Nahi To Kyon? Pappu: Pata Nahi Kyon Tumhari Taraf Interest Badhta Ja Raha Hai
Jito Pappu Ko Peet Rahi Thi Santa: Kyon Peet Rahi Ho Pappu Ko? Jito: Skool Men Janmashtami Ke Upalaksh Men 'Radha' Vishay Par Nibandh Likhne Ko Kaha Gaya Tha Santa: To Fir? Jito: Kambakht Ne 'Radhe Maa' Par Nibandh Likh Dala
Dadi Ko Gita Padhate Dekh Pappu Ne Apni Maa Jito Se Pucha "Maa Dadi Kaun Si Pariksha Ki Taiyari Kar Rahi Hain?" Jito: Beta Ye Final Ear Ki Taiyari Kar Rahi Hain
Pappu: Main Apne Purane Doston Ko Bahut Miss Kar Raha Hu Garlfrend: Are Bebi Main Hu Na Tumhare Paas Pappu: Sachchi Garlfrend: Ha Pappu: To Chal Fir 500/ Rupaye Udhar De Tere Liye Gift Lena Hai
Pappu Jim Traner Se: Koi Aisi Kasrat Bhi Hai Kya Ki Fesbuk Aur Whattsapp Chalate Hue Sharir Se Pasina Nikale? Jim Traner: Ha Pakhaa Aur E Si Band Karke Istemal Kiya Kar Inhen
Grammer Ki Techer Class Men: "Sonu Sharab Nahin Pita Hai" Ismen Sonu Kyaa Hai? Pappu: Ismen Sonu Mata Rani Ka Bhakt Hai Aur Usane Navratra Rakha Hua Hai
Jito: Beta Seb Khaoge? Pappu: Nahi Jito: Beta Aam Khaoge? Pappu: Nahi Jito: Beta Santara Khaoge? Pappu: Nahi Jito: Bilkul Baap Par Gaya Hai Chappal Hi Khayega