Techer (Pappu Se): Copy Chupa Lo Piche Wala Dekh Raha Hai Pappu: Dekhne Do Sar Main Akela Class Me Fal Nahin Hona Chahta
Techer: Sinear (Senior) Aur Juniar (Junior) Me Kya Antar Hai? Pappu: Techer Jo Samudra Ke Pas Rahata Ho Vo Sinear (Seanear) Aur Jo Chidiyaghar Ke Pas Rahata Ho Vo (Zoonear)A
Techer: Shabas Pappu Mujhe Khushi Hai Ki Tumne Itne Achchhe Ank Liye Aage Bhi Aise Hi Achchhe Ank Lena Pappu: Ji Techer Par Aap Bhi Pariksha Ke Sabhi Peper Mere Ankal Ki Press Men Chhapate Rahiyega
Pappu Ki Garlfrend Ne Pappu Ko Fon Kiya Garlfrend: Meri Shaadi Kahin Aur Ho Rahi Hai Tum Ples Mujhe Bhul Jao Pappu: Hallo Kaun Ho Tum?
Techer: Wo Kaun Se Tin Shabd Hain Jo Sabse Jyada Bole Jate Hain? Pappu: Mujhe Nahin Pata Techer: Shabas Pappu Bahut Achchhe
Techer Pappu Ko Danttee Hue: Tumhare Itne Kam Nambar Kyon Hain? Kuch Padha Nahin Tha Kya? Pappu: Techer Main To Subah Char Baje Uth Gaya Tha Padhne Ke Liye Techer: Fir? Pappu: Fir Main Bathrum Gaya Aur Vahin So Gaya
Techer: Chumbakiy Shakti Prabhav Kise Kahte Hain? Pappu: Jab Koi Ladki Skuti Par Jate Hue Kisi Bike Sawar Ladke Ke Paas Se Gujarti Hai To Us Ladke Ki Bike Ki Gati Apne Aap Hi Badh Jaati Hai Ladki Dwara Utpann Kiye Gaye Is Gati Parivartan Ko Hi "Chumbakiy Shakti Prabhav" Kahte Hain Aur Yadi Ye Prakriya Nahin Hoti Hai To Iska Sidha Arth Ye Hai Ki Ladake Men Aayeran Ki Kami Hai
Techer: Pappu Kya Tum Sone Se Pahle Bhagwan Se Prarthana Karte Ho? Pappu: Main Nahin Karta Meri Mammi Karti Hain Mere Bistar Par Letane Ke Bad Vah Har Raat Ko Kahti Hai "Shukra Hai Bhagwan Ka... So Gaya Kambkhat"
Pappu: Yaar Main Chahta Hu Ki Jab Main Marne Lagun To Bhagwan Mujhe Panch Minat Aur De De Banti: Kyon Tu Apane Papon Ka Prashchit Karna Chahte Ho? Pappu: Abe Nahin Mobile Bhi To Format Karna Padega Nahin To Marne Ke Baad Bhi Ghar Wale Galiyan Denge
Happy Holi Happy Holi Happ... . . . Dhadam! . . . . . . . Pappu: Maine Tujhe Pahle Hi Kaha Tha Dhire Chala Ab Lag Gayi Naa!