Techer: Itne Din Kaha The? Pappu: Bard Flu Ho Gaya Tha Techer: Par Ye To Bards Ko Hota Hai Insano Men Nahin Pappu: Insaan Samjha Hi Kaha Hai Apne Roz To Murga Bana Dete Ho
Pappu Pariksha Men Khali Baitha Hua Tha Kuch Bhi Likh Nahin Raha Tha Techer: Tum Kuch Likh Kyon Nahin Rahe? Pappu: Kuchh A Nahin Raha Techer: Kuch To A Raha Hoga? Pappu: Ha Techer: Kya? Pappu: Rona
Kemistri Ki Kaksha Men: Techer: Pani Ka Formula Batao Pappu: H2O Mgcl2 Caso4 Alcl3 Naoh KOH HNO3 Hcl CO2 Techer: Ye Uttar Galat Hai Pappu: Madam Ye Nale Ka Pani Hai
Pariksha Hol Men Techer Pappu Se "Pappu Abhi Tak Tumne Sawal Hal Kyon Nahin Kiye?" Pappu: Ji Abhi Tak Mujhe Nakal Karne Ka Mauka Hi Nahin Mila
Pappu Kaksha Men Apane Hath Par Likh Raha Tha Techer: Pappu Yah Hath Par Kyon Likh Rahe Ho? Pappu: Techer Vo Fesbook Pe Status Dalna Hai Bad Men Yad Nahin Rahta
Techer: Sabse Jyada Ijjat Kiske Paas Hai? Pappu: Sar Prem Chopada Shakti Kapur Aur Ranjit Ke Pas Techer: Kaise? Pappu: Sar Sabse Jyada Ijjat Inhin Logon Ne Loot Rakhi Hai
Santa: Beta Tumhare Result Ka Kya Hua? Pappu: Papa 70% Santa: Par Tumhare Report Card Men To 35% Likha Hua Hai Pappu: Papa Baki 35% Subsidi Me Aayega
Techer: 900 Chuhe Kha Kar Billi Haj Ko Chali Udaharan Ke Sath Samjhao Pappu: Rahul Gandhi 56 Din Ki Thiland Yatra Ke Baad Kedarnath Men Puja Karne Gae
Santa: Aur Beta Tumhara Imtihan Kaisa Hua? Pappu: Unhonne Aise Sawaal Pucche Jo Mujhe Pata Hi Nahin The Santa: To... Pappu: To Maine Bhi Aise Jawab Likh Diye Jo Unko Nahin Pata Honge
Techer: Tum Sab Se Jyada Kisse Nafrat Karte Ho? Pappu: Raja Ram Mohan Ray Se Techer: Wo Kyon? Pappu: Unhonne Hi Bal Vivah Bad Karvaya Tha Varna Hum Bhi Aaj Bivi Bachche Wale Hote
Techer: Tumne Aaj Bhi Homvark Nahin Kiya? Ab Tu Hi Bol Tujhe Kya Saja Du? Pappu: Sar Wo Akhiri Bench Par Jo Ladki Baithi Hai Na Usne Bhi Homvark Nahin Kiya Hai Aap Ham Dono Ko Bathrum Men Band Kar Do
Techer: Salman Bhai Ke Kes Se Tumhen Kya Sabka Mila Bachcho? Pappu: Sharab Chahe Sasti Piyo Vakil Mahaga Hona Chahiye!