Pappu: Papa Ek Baat Batani Hai Aapko Santa: Kya? Pappu: Maine Fesbuk Par Ladkiyon Ke Nam Se 10 Jali Id Bana Rakhi Hain Santa: To Mujhe Kyon Bata Raha Hai Nalayak? Pappu: Vo Jise Aap Barbar Frend Recvest Bhej Rahe Hain Vo Meri Hi Jali Id Hai Papa
Techer: "Ramswaroop Bimar Hua Falswarup Mar Gaya" Sab Log Iska Angreji Men Anuvad Karo Pappu: Techer Agar 'Ramswaroop' Bimar Tha To 'Falswop' Kyon Mara? Techer: Murkh Iska Matlab Hai 'Ramswaroop' Bimar Hua 'Parinamasvarup' Mar Gaya Pappu: Lo Ab Koi Tisra Mar Gaya
Banti: Yaar Kya Koi Card Dekhkar Bhi Bhavishyavani Kar Sakta Hai? Pappu: Ha Bilkul Kar Sakta Hai Banti: Kaun? Pappu: Meri Maa Vo Mera Report Card Dekhte Hi Bata Deti Hain Ki Papa Ke Aate Hi Meri Kya Halat Hone Wali Hai
Techer: Ek Bike Pe Kitne Aadmi Baith Sakte Hain? Pappu: 13 Aadmi Techer: Vo Kaise? Pappu: 1 Chalak Aur 2 Chhakke!
Techer: Bus Ke Driver Aur Condctor Ke Beech Kya Fark Hai? Pappu: Condctor Soya To Kisi Ka Tikat Nahin Katega Aur Driver Soya To Sabka Tikat Kat Jayega
Pappu Apni Garlfrend Ke Sath Restraan Men Gaya To Garlfrend Ne Kaha "Mujhe Bargar Khana Hai" Pappu Gaya Aur Bargar Le Aaya Garlfrend: Thanks! Pappu: Sirf Thanks! Garlfrend: Achchha Aur Kya Chahiye? Pappu: Chupchap Aadha Bargar De De Nahin To Aak Fod Dunga
Techer: Insaan Wo Hai Jo Dusaron Ke Kam Aaye Pappu: Lekin Techer Pariksha Ke Samay N To Aap Khud Insaan Banati Ho N Dusaron Ko Insaan Banne Deti Ho
Pappu: Yah Dekho Mera Naya Iphone 6 Garlfrend: O Janu Mujhe Bhi Dila Do Pappu: Tum Iphone 6 Rakh Kar Kya Karogi? Karni To Tumne Miss Call Hi Hoti Hai
Pappu Ne Bus Stop Par Khadi Ek Ladki Ko Aak Mari Ladki: Main Aisi Vaisi Ladki Nahin Ho Pappu: Wo To Thik Hai Magar Chek Karna Hamara Farz Banta Hai
Pappu: Pyar Ho Jaye Ya Macchar Kat Jaaye Anjaam Ek Hi Hota Hai Banti: Kya? Pappu: Bas Rat Ko Nind Nahin Ati
Techer: Active Voice Aur Passive Voice Ka Udaharan Batao? Pappu: Active Voice "Tere Mastamast Do Nain Mere Dil Ka Le Gae Chain" Passive Voice "Mere Dil Ka Le Gae Chain Tere Mastamast Do Nain"A
Jito: Tum Sara Saal Padhai Kyon Nahin Karte Sirf Pariksha Ke Dinon Men Hi Kyon Padhte Ho? Pappu: Laharon Ka Sukun Sabhi Ko Pasand Hai Lekin Tufaanon Men Kashti Nikalne Ka Maza Hi Kuch Aur Hai