Techer: Vo Ladki Sab Ladkon Se Hashas Kar Baat Karti Hai Batao Is Vaky Men Ladki Kya Hai? Pappu: Techer Ladki 'Chalu' Hai
Pappu (Doctor Se): Kya Dudh Pine Se Rang Gora Hota Hai? Doctor: Han Hota Hai Pappu: Yaar Aapko Doctor Kisne Bana Diya? Doctor: Kyon Kya Hua? Pappu: Agar Dudh Pine Se Rang Gora Hota To Fir Bhains Ka Bachcha Kala Kyon Hota Hai?
Ek Din Pappu Bike Lekar Nikala To Raste Men Ek Ladki Ja Rahi Thi Pappu (Ladki Se): Kabhi Bike Chalai Hai? Ladki Chupchap Chalti Rahi Pappu (Fir Se): Kabhi Bike Chalai Hai? Ladki Ne Fir Koi Jawab Na Diya Ladki Thodi Aage Gayi To Dekha Ki Pappu Ka Accident Ho Gaya Hai Ladki(Pappu Se): Aur Chala Le Bike Pappu: Kamini Main To Isliye Puch Raha Tha Ki Agar Bike Chalai Hai To Bata De Brak Kaise Lagti Hai
Banti: Yaar Apne Aap Par Sab Se Jyada Garv Kab Mahsus Hota Hai? Pappu: Jab Egjaam Men Kuchh Nahin Aata Aur Pichhe Se Techer Aakar Bolti Hai "Copy Chhupa Lo Piche Wala Dekh Raha Hai" Kasam Se Garv Se Sina Chauda Ho Jata Hai
Techer: Aisi Kaun Si Chij Hai Jise Ham Na Dekh Sakte Hain Na Mahsus Kar Sakte Hain Fir Bhi Uske Bina Rah Nahin Sakte? Banti: Hawa Techer: Bahut Achchhe Pappu: Nahin Techer Iske Alawa Bhi Kuchh Hai Techer: Achchha To Tum Hi Bata Do Vo Kya Hai? Pappu: Wi Fi (Wifi) Techer
Jito (Pappu Se): Ja Beta Apna Kamraa Saaf Kar Le Pappu: Aap Bhi Chalo Mere Sath Jito: Kyon Main Kyon Chalun? Pappu: Aapko Pata Nahin "Swachh Bharat Abhiyan" Chal Raha Hai Aap Meri Foto Khinchana Aur Main Safaai Karunga Jaisa Aajkal Sabhi Neta Kar Rahe Hain
Garlfrend: Mera To Tumhare Bina Ji Nahi Lagta Pappu: Are Pagli Ji Nahin Lagta To 'Star' Aur 'Soni' Laga Kar Dekh Liya Kar Vo Bhi Achchhe Chainal Hain
Jito: Bas Sara Din Is Computer Pe Baithe Rahate Ho Tumhen Koi Aur Kaam Hi Nahin Hai Pappu: Aap Bhi Na Mammi Main Computer Pe Nahin Kursi Pe Baithta Hu
Pappu Skool Khatm Hone Ke Baad Bahar Nikala To... Bhikhari (Pappu Se): Ek Rupaye Ka Sawal Hai Beta Pappu: Vo Pichhe Ganit Ke Master Sahab A Rahe Hain Unhin Se Puch Lo
Pappu: Kal Maine Ek Sher Ke Muh Par Ghunsa Mara Chite Ki Puch Khinch Di Aur Hathi Ko Utha Kar Niche Fenk Diya Banti: Fir Kya Hua? Pappu: Kuchh Nahin Bas Fir Khilane Wale Ne Mujhe Dukan Se Bahar Nikal Diya
Pappu (Ek Ladki Se): Tumhara Naam Kya Hai? Ladaki: Kyon Bataun? Main Tumhen Jaanti Tak Nahin Pappu: Mat Batao Main Kaunsa Tumhen Apani Bm Men Bitha Raha Hu Ladaki: Guddi Bi.Com Sekand Ear Samne Wali Gali Men Sidhe Hath Ki Taraf Chauthe Nambar Par Ghar Hai Mera 32/Bi Ghar Men Ek Chhota Bhai Aur Mammipapa Hain Tution Ka Time Sham 6 Se 8A Pappu: Oke Jis Din Bm Kharid Lunga Us Din Jarur Bithaunga
Santa (Pappu Ko Dantate Hue): Tum Nihayat Aalsi Ho Kuch Karna Hi Nahin Chahate Jante Ho Jab Main Tumhari Umra Ka Tha To Ek Stor Men Mainne 500 Rupaye Mahine Ki Naukari Ki Thi Aur Kuch Din Baad Main Us Stor Ka Malik Ban Gaya Tha Pappu: Aajkal Yah Sambhav Nahin Papa Ab To Sab Storon Men Paise Ka Hisab Kitab Rakha Jata Hai Aur Aajkal To Har Stor Men Kaimre Bhi Lage Hue Hain